Vorfreude @joyouslyloved

@SomeMoreNews fucking HELP!

Absolute fucking clown parade we're fucking living in.

@facebook why was the video of my child silenced, while an unedited post about some guy fingering a girl at a baseball game is on my timeline? Babies mispronouncing word= BAD! Nonconcentual exposure to someone's kink= SORRY, GETS CLICKS!

Logging in for the first time in years to say @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump are lying cunts who can't find their own asses with both hands. Probably because they're elbow deep in each other's. Probably get banned, but it super doesn't fucking matter. Eat a bag of flaccid dicks.

@knowledge_fight I realized after being a fan for 2 years, that I didn't know what Dan and Jordan look like. I look up the YouTube channel, and umm... you look nothing like what I imagined. Then I realized the picture my brain made of you two was as muppets. Questioning life rn.

My favorite things about @SomeMoreNews ... 1. The amazing, intelligent, hilarious writers. 2. @drmistercody 's acting. 3. @drmistercody 's magnificent man fur. 4. Warmbo.

@FansofBrendan okay, so, I just need to know that Brendan knows he is loved. I'm crying alone in my room as a full adult, who grew up on his magic, just wanting to know that he knows that he is loved and adored. Brendan... my love, light, blessings always.

@Lord_Bung @TiredLemonade I just have to say that I discovered Confinement today, and it is absolute magic. I've gone through the entire series, and forced others to watch with me, and it is my new favorite thing. Very well done. Hope you are doing well. Thanks for the laughs today.

Death does not earn you respect. Especially when you've spent your life making money off of hate and lies. I hope his soul gets trapped in his corpse, and he has to watch himself rot. #RushLimbaugh

I want to be shrunk down, and just live in #jeffgoldblum 's pocket. Like a pet.

@joe_hill I recently watched it for the first time since I was a child, and realized I have the same slow, confused, yet accepting reaction to uncontrollable chaos. What is happening? Why? I... sure. Fuck it.

@markiplier, @Jack_Septic_Eye, Bob and Wade, I found single serve donuts #Phasmophobia

@realDonaldTrump until you leave on January 20th you are a public servant. The 1st Amendment was written so that citizens can talk to and about you anyway they want, and you can't do shit about it. If you knew anything about being president, you would know that. #ByeDon2020

@LaurenWitzkeDE @realDonaldTrump Your father recently gave me the perfect meme opportunity when I found a disgustingly blasphemous post of his about Jesus getting Trump elected. You disgustingly unpatriotic attack on the First Amendment is not as inspiring. But, here ya go.

@StephenKing Everyday by Buddy Holly. I was 6. I had found a cassette in my parents tapes, thought his picture on the cover was cute, and popped it in my little portable stereo. It's the song that played right after my mom came in and told me about his death. Thanks mom.

@realDonaldTrump Oh, stop. You don't even know where Ohio is.