Jstrum @jstrummerj

call me Yoni, ⚽️,🍷, ♟,🎹, and food scientist Baltimore, MD Joined April 2013

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Jstrum @jstrummerj

3 years ago

Something to brighten up your Wednesday —a car with the bumper sticker “Baltimore, I actually like it” is currently getting towed away in Baltimore

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5 years ago

Also I’ve never heard of this cake before

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5 years ago

Someone brought in a “Jewish Fruit Cake” to work. Is there a point where referencing the full name of the cake over and over again becomes a microaggression?

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5 years ago

Apparently if you beat the chess players in union square park they still take your 5$ as a donation. 😤

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5 years ago

@USOpenSquash Momen 11-8 #USOpenSquash

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5 years ago

@USOpenSquash 11-5 Gohar #USOpenSquash

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not emma b @notemmashandle

6 years ago

Manifesting gas into my tank rn

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6 years ago

@DertonXue Rip

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6 years ago

The fact that you can force others to yawn when you yawn proves it’s a modest form of bioterrorism

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

6 years ago

💔 merriam-webster.com/dictionary/icon

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6 years ago

2020 with even more surprises

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7 years ago

Help I’m at a place where people say “Amurica” unironically

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7 years ago

Ain’t no party like a post-harvest party

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7 years ago

@MendelsonHannah 👨‍🌾

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7 years ago

Not a great time to be a grape farmer in Washington state😟

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7 years ago

The harvest is upon us...

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8 years ago

I impulse bought a fruit-bearing plant today. Wbu?

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8 years ago

thinking about you.

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8 years ago

You can never get away with farting around sensory scientists...

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8 years ago

It’s not peer pressure if you’re friends...?

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