Julia Mansfield @julialee26

The audacity of a goose crossing a busy street Joined December 2009

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Julia Mansfield @julialee26

a year ago

Zack’s brother said “I mean this as a compliment but I think you’d do a hell of a Steven Tyler impersonation” and I think I’ve waited years to hear that.

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a year ago

how are we finding a way to like reverse invent the ability to fly

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2 years ago

my mental state is looking at my keyboard at work and thinking “man, I used to think keyboards were used just for rollercoaster tycoon and yet…”

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3 years ago

My body doesn’t have trouble digesting coffee, it has trouble digesting the 8 hour curdled milk that’s been soaking all day.

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3 years ago

I’m the biggest fan of excel for someone who doesn’t know how to use it.

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3 years ago

I told coworkers I’d pay them $100 if they could find this vine I can’t stop thinking about and now I’ve decided to make that my entire identity.

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3 years ago

“You know what funny? I was complaining about how I lose needles on planes all the time.” @molldoll847

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3 years ago

Have I mentioned I hate Ubers and their drivers who don’t listen to music? Podcasts, news, nothing, power off. Silence.

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Julia Mansfield @julialee26

3 years ago

Call me back on Twitter but I’ll make it my life’s mission to make silent no music Ubers illegal after 8pm. It’s fucked.

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I’m either at a really bad concert and crying because I feel nothing or am at a concert crying because the weight of having all our rights taken away is just now hitting me here, in public. Could go either way honestly but either way I’m crying in public.

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Julia Mansfield @julialee26

4 years ago

Has anyone ever done edible arrangements as their wedding flowers or am I just now entering 2007 and the new CEO of the business?

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Sam Morril @sammorril

4 years ago

Remember when our lives were so sad Zoom backgrounds provided temporary pleasure?

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Julia Mansfield @julialee26

4 years ago

The fact that I just thought “crossing legs on the toilet has to be a Friday mood” as I was crossing my legs texting on the toilet, should be a clear indication that I’m not well.

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4 years ago

I just made tuna with Ritz crackers for the first time in a while and was having such a good time enjoying every bite, I immediately thought “damn, I go hard in the paint” and that has to be a vibe somewhere.