junk_man29 @junk_man29

A maverick roaming the streets - and airwaves - with an eye for junk. Joined February 2015

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junk_man29 @junk_man29

15 hours ago

New dish on Manu’s menu: Michael’s head on a stake. Or is it a steak? Hmmm. #mkr

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15 hours ago

Can’t wait to see how Bailey goes cutting his chicken main. Or even the noodles. Maybe he just needs a sharper knife. #mkr

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16 hours ago

Is this #mkr or CSI?

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16 hours ago

Bailey needs his Mum to cut up his din- din. #mkr

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Chimi Churri was an Argentinian gaucho who when not herding cattle on the pampas like to dabble in home cooking. Fun fact: His great great great great nephew Chimi Changa was a fringe squad member of Argentina’s 1986 World Cup team. #mkr

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16 hours ago

During this looooong (not short) #mkr ad break I made the best of it and re-read Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone. If there are enough ad breaks (lol) I’ll work my way thru the rest of the Potter canon. Boom.

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a week ago

During this #mkr ad break I flew back to Beverly Hills and delivered the bad news about dessert. Common reply: Mhah.

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a week ago

During this #mkr ad break I flew to Beverly Hills (oh, the hassle at immigration!). Mel & Jacinta are still being talked about - in certain social circles. The most often asked question being: how did their dessert turn out? Tofu!!! OMG!!

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a week ago

At dinner tonight our family started playing Let’s Act As If We’re on #mkr No one is talking to any one now, and two of three kids reckon they’re going to live with nan and pop. Oh well. Back to the usual Chase competition tomorrow.

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a week ago

Health conscious Eastern Suburbs?My suburb is dubbed the saturated fat capital. Just saying. #mkr

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a week ago

During this #mkr ad break I started a TAFE cauliflower cooking course to broaden my culinary- Hang on. Finished the course. Graduated top (only student) 🎓

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9 months ago

Break and enter dragon. Call the cops! #dragon #theft

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11 months ago

Poos on a plate? #mkr

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11 months ago

I once holidayed at the Bay of Bavarois. Such a wibbly wobbly place. #mkr

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11 months ago

Daunting Gravity. A novel by Issac Asimov. #mkr

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11 months ago

During this #mkr I voted strategically about the dessert my wife served. (I knew crème brûlée was her weakness). I am officially in the Janey House (ie Dog house).