khalil @junkothemachine
don't you... feel everything you're supposed to? among endives Joined December 2021-
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the office (2005)
Was quite embarrassed yesterday watching us bottle a 3-0 lead to a championship side and have to scrape a win on pens. Now today, seeing everyone in England cry on social media about a correct offside call. I’m so fucking happy we did, it’s the hope that kills people 😂😂😂😂
Was quite embarrassed yesterday watching us bottle a 3-0 lead to a championship side and have to scrape a win on pens. Now today, seeing everyone in England cry on social media about a correct offside call. I’m so fucking happy we did, it’s the hope that kills people 😂😂😂😂
BREAKING NEWS: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket in Abuja that refuse entry to Nigerians
BREAKING NEWS: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket in Abuja that refuse entry to Nigerians https://t.co/gBLhSitecI
Great deleted scene
I've decided to become a twitter life coach. that's the final phase of all twitter accounts before permanent deactivation.
I just clocked we finally got our lick back for that messi dagger in 2017.
I just clocked we finally got our lick back for that messi dagger in 2017.
😂😂😂😂😂
clark kent
traffic (2000) dir. steve soderbergh
we not about to feel sorry for this nigga like he wasn’t getting a gege akutami foot job for the last 40 chapters
we not about to feel sorry for this nigga like he wasn’t getting a gege akutami foot job for the last 40 chapters
When Alejandro Garnacho has been subbed off in the last month: 2-1 vs. Liverpool 3-2 vs. Chelsea 3-0 vs. Coventry City Winning all three games. 🫠🫠🫠
Gotta love this guy
Signed, IBD Dende.
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@junkothemachine The latter by the name of Daredevil:Born again.
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@junkothemachine "the Vini stopper" has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on twt
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@junkothemachine 😭 what an enigmatic thing to go through
Neither are pens but Vasquez sold his own better
If only Fiorentino Perez owns Arsenal 💔
Cules Hate Bellingham die
He didn't play anything throughout this game. Fking tap in merchant
Found this in my notes app....what was I making reference too😶 Last year
🫢 My director has finally spoken out since the dissolution of WWCode. 🫨 linkedin.com/posts/christin…
@Casey_Evans_ He has been abysmal this season. The worst player on the pitch by some distance once again today.
0G/A 3-2 loss 11 points behind Lamine Yanimal 🤩
🎙️| Lamine: “My prediction for El Clásico? 3-1 to Barça, with one goal by me.” 🎙️| Lamine: “A person I’d love to travel with? Pau Cubarsi.” 🎙️| Lamine: “A friend from my childhood? Pau Cubarsi.” 🎙️| Lamine: “Favourite series? Breaking Bad.” 🎙️| Lamine: “Goal or assist?…