jupiter2012 @jupiter2012

At home bartender, occasional poet, political junkie and reluctant lover of trash tv jupiterinsured.blogspot.com Lexington, KY Joined May 2009

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jupiter2012 @jupiter2012

3 days ago

Yes, hi. Who is Strauss and why are they on my Reds helmets?

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6 days ago

A text I send @iakovosjam that really is “tell me you’re a gay Reds fan without telling me you’re a gay Reds fan.”

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2 weeks ago

Oh, @tomcolicchio how you tempt me. I want to go to NYC just for this duck dish at Craft.

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2 weeks ago

The way straight men will watch men in tight pants (where their entire dicks are visible) doing something called “tush push” but turn around and call that sport “manly”. Like, gurl.

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jupiter2012 @jupiter2012

3 weeks ago

Ok, I’ve done the Crossword, the Mini, Pips, Spelling Bee, Wordle, Connections and Strands. What else am I gonna do with the rest of my day?

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3 weeks ago

Remember: if you’re watching The Emmy’s, keep it to yourself. You’ll offend the straights and all of their football talk.

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Thank you to @TheGingerMinj @jujuboston and @sapphiracristal for a night of queer joy that I desperately needed. Don’t tell certain queens from Seattle, but this was the best show I’ve seen from Drag Race gurls

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3 weeks ago

Sat for #HocusPocusLive and ready to see @TheGingerMinj @jujuboston and @sapphiracristal

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3 weeks ago

Bless. I’m leaving my role as Chair of the LGBT+ Employee Resource Group for my Corporate Overlord™️ and my board bought me a signed @trixiemattel It’s so sweet that they know me. Maybe I’ll eventually catch her for real in Lexington one day.

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4 weeks ago

Good news. I’m in a bad enough state of mind that I’ll be shutting up for tonight .

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4 weeks ago

If you told me this person was a Judd, I’d believe it.

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jupiter2012 @jupiter2012

a month ago

Gaga: I am my hair Me: Same, gurl. It’s dying at the root, falling out and is a symbol of impending death and decay.

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a month ago

I am not handling this getting old thing very well.

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a month ago

The @Reds make me want to throw things. Related: I’m just a delight to live with

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a month ago

The saddest part of my birthday vacation was that my @enchroma glasses broke just before I left. But, after nearly 10 years, I’ll absolutely be buying another. But so much thank you to those who chipped in to buy my first pair. So many tears, and I can’t wait for fall now.

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jupiter2012 @jupiter2012

2 months ago

After escaping this country to celebrate turning 45, I’m back and I’d like to re-escape, please

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2 months ago

Literal cake by the ocean

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2 months ago

I can’t tell you how many times my old brain has confused Elizabeth and Diane Warren. One can’t win as Oscar and one can’t win a presidency and they both deserve