Janosch Woschitz @jwoschitz
Senior Solutions Architect @AWS janosch.woschitz.dev Berlin, Germany Joined January 2011-
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Counting in Distributed Systems: Not Even Once* * Not Exactly Once** ** Probably At Least Twice*** *** +/- 5
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Distributed systems: when wiring up the mocks to make the test deterministic is harder than fixing the bug itself.
The by-design purpose of JavaScript was to make the monkey dance when you moused over it programmers.stackexchange.com/questions/2216…
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@IjadMadisch @calroo1 Publisher margins 35-40%+. How? By paying authors zip & charging taxpayers for work they funded
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Obacht bei Hamas-Produkten
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Proper labeling of axes is absolutely crucial.
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14 years I'm working with PHP now. And today i learned that $x = print_r($a, true); MIGHT just dump $a to STDOUT. bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=674…
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The worst thing about being a programmer is that you could make like anything.. and you want to... but, time... there's never enough time.
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"Anti-homeless floor spikes" in London. What a world.
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Think before jumping on the #BigData bandwagon! #db #index via @CommitStrip
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@IjadMadisch just made himself an honorary member of the #design team @ResearchGate. Come on food-hall app.
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Starting from "git init", typing out an index.php and then deploying a silex app with nginx on 50 boxes in 8 min. Impressive Mr. @dzuelke
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Alle Reden von Swift und ich muss ans Auto denken.
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getting trolled by Keynote.app
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So true... Translations from developer to English. You have to have been born before the 9... bit.ly/1tz4IRe
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I'm so happy I was made aware of of stedolan.github.io/jq/tutorial/ - Finally working with JSON is somewhat bearable on the CLI.
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True Goodbye: 'Using TrueCrypt is not Secure'; My take on the events with TrueCrypt this week. ow.ly/xnhv7
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It's going to be a (paperswe)lovely summer in nyc. Next, June 18th, One VM to Rule Them All =>meetup.com/papers-we-love…
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