Keith Fowler @k59fowler

‘We’re a virus with shoes, that’s all we are’. The late, great Bill Hicks on humanity. Edinburgh, Scotland Joined April 2016

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

7 days ago

@colinhardy28 @HawkEmDownChris You missed out an s.

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7 days ago

@heartsfc74 A three week international break followed by ONE league game and they’re tired???

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@ElMengem @Copa90 Only ‘that’ fixture should have been the penultimate game in midweek. It should have been Hearts/Falkirk and Motherwell/Celtic on the final day. But a combo of Sky and the SPFL saw to that.

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7 days ago

@jamierkennedy Be thankful he’s not wearing the abomination that is Malbon. Quite why they’re sponsoring Couples for 4 appearances a year (and I’m a Freddie fan) is anyone’s guess.

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a week ago

@SL25441947 @edintravel Standard practice for Scottish Water, safe in the knowledge that the Council will do hee haw.

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a week ago

@DailyDivot Caddies (and occasionally players) lying flat out on the green to read a putt.

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

2 weeks ago

@stjohnstone1884 I’ve never understood how Aberdeen get away with those uncovered seats given how Baltic it is there. Mind you it’s the same at the home section of that laughingly named South ‘stand’ I.e. seats on terracing.

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2 weeks ago

@Thegunnerswatch @charles_watts Let’s not forget they couldn’t wait to deduct point from Everton & Forest for much less serious ‘offences’. The PL are basically shit scared of taking on the might of the City owners.

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2 weeks ago

@ChampionsTour @jimfuryk @FurykandFriends That horrible swing makes Graeme McDowall look like Ben Hogan. Its obviously worked for Furyk but it is truly hideous to watch.

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

3 weeks ago

@TavernFootball Eric Gates.

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a month ago

@SpursOfficial Why?

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a month ago

@edintravel Hi. Are the road works at S Charlotte Street complete and away?

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

2 months ago

@Sjopinion10 @British_Airways It’s now basically a glorified budget airline.

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

2 months ago

@furbabygirl More to the point, why are exams even a ‘news’ item? Opening exam results used to be something you did in the privacy of your own home.

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

2 months ago

@stmirrenretro You really didn’t need to go to the bother but thanks anyway!

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2 months ago

@stmirrenretro OK, wasn’t 100% sure but I remember Jardine going in goal, which was unbelievable given his lack of height.

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2 months ago

@shannonscraik_ It’s easier (ok less difficult!) on a phone than an iPad but I wasted an unbelievable amount of time this morning getting a ticket. It is a really shite website. But worse than that are the eye watering booking fee/admin costs, considering that the buyer is doing all the work!

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Keith Fowler @k59fowler

2 months ago

@JEyal_RUSI @WHSmith I’ll see your Buxton @ Heathrow and raise you £ 4.49 for 500ml bottle of Diet Coke at Southampton airport. Thought I was seeing things but no. Unbelievable!