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Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner panda who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash

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a month ago

it's me again

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2 months ago

Bro you don't really want sex, you just want the physical validation that you are sexually desirable to replace the emotional rejection of being unlovable.

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2 months ago

When girls show you their favorite song at the moment, you have to understand that it's a sign of great respect in their culture.

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2 months ago

Bro if he really likes you he'll never like another woman’s tweet again. he'll become a misogynist for you

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2 months ago

😭??

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2 months ago

Mark tryna fix Instagram #instagramdown

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2 months ago

the internet has made you all so comfortable with attacking complete strangers on such personal levels and it's just weird as fuck

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2 months ago

“you too pretty to be single” bro its not my looks, i’m just not right in the head.

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

You're on twitter, on a Sunday night. You have no life.

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