Kenneth Bacon @kbaconbytes

New Acronyms for the cult running the country right now: MAUA: Make America Unhealthy Again (for RFK) MAWA: Make America White Again MAWMA: Make America White Male Again MAGA: Make America Go Away Something for every d-bag in the country!

Gee, what a coincidence! Qatar just signed a $200B deal with Boeing, with Trump providing them with the pens...I hope he's not too greedy and is only taking the standard 10% commission...plus the palace in the sky, of course.

Don't you love it when Trump's PR whore Leavitt is insulted by the suggestion that her master is acting in his own self-interest, stating that his admin is the most transparent in history. Thing is, she's right! Trump & his minions are the most transparently corrupt in history!

After 8+ years of seeing the parade of incompetent white people getting government posts, I can see why Trump hates DEI. God forbid a competent, qualified minority take one of these morons' jobs.

If you're wondering whose nuts Howard Nultlick is licking, just check out the nut on his left at the UK "trade" deal presser today... I'm surprised that he didn't deliver the speech while kneeling under the table...

Just a quick reminder that Donald Trump said, when asked if he would uphold the Constitution, that he didn't know, it was up to his lawyers. It's literally stated in the oath of office he took, but I suppose he wasn't paying attention then either...

Just saw the absurd visual he posted of Donald Trump as the new Pope. Questions: Don't you have to be a Catholic to be a Pope? Don't you have to have read the bible to be a Pope? Don't you have to believe in God and Jesus to be a Pope?

Congrats to Biden for a great jobs report this month & thanks to Trump for giving him the credit, since he said it was his economy the day before the report came out. Surprising generosity coming from a pathological narcissist. Maybe Biden should be negotiating tariff deals.

I was able to acquire a used napkin with a sample of Steve Miller's snot in it. I sent the snot to Ancestry.com to have his DNA analyzed and here is the result: 50% anger 30% snake 15% weasel 5% Just plain snot An identical DNA profile to Joseph Goebbels. Hmmm...

Real men own their mistakes, accept responsibility for their own actions, do not deflect blame onto others for their failures or take credit for other people's achievements. May I present to you Donald J. Trump, American hero and "real man." MAGA: Make America Go Away...

I'd like to help Trump find an appropriate assisted living facility where he can rant to the walls about his "vision" for America, as the mentally challenged person he is. If he hasn't destroyed Medicaid by the time he gets there, his adult diapers will be covered...

A quick math lesson for those who think Trump's long game of bringing back manufacturing to the US will be a benefit: With tariffs prices go up by 3x-5x When manufacturing comes back to the US labor costs will be $20/hour, versus a living wage in China of $4/hour. Prices go up.

The next time there is an inevitable brag coming out of the Trump propaganda network touting the revenue coming in from tariffs (last I heard, the brag was $51 billion) just remember that that $51 billion came out of our wallets, not one penny came from China. Trump is demented.

I defy anyone to engage with Donald Trump on a single subject & get him to stay on point for more than 2 minutes without his meandering into one or more completely unrelated subjects. This is how pre-Alzheimers, if not full-on Alzheimers, minds work. This is our president...

As an American patriot and lover of this country and the freedom it represents, it is my sacred duty to root for China, Canada, Panama, Greenland, NATO, the EU and especially Ukraine. Say strong, freedom lovers! We have "leaders" of hatred with no moral compass or competence!

I can't wait to find out what crimes the 2-year old "hardened criminal" has committed, that compelled Tom Homo's thugs to throw the kid onto a plane to Honduras, while a Trump judge was actively working on the family's case. Let's Make Kidnapping Great Again!

Another brilliant Trump appointee, Dr. Oz, has a solution to the budget issues facing Medicare and Medicaid: People, stop getting so sick! No illness = no doctor's visits, no RXs, no surgeries...problem solved! I'll give my wife the news that it's her fault she has dementia...

FYI, here's 6'4"/225 lb. Tom Brady standing next to 6'4"/225 lb. Agent Orange. LOL!

If there are millions of illegals in this country who are violent murderers, drug lords, mentally insane, blah blah blah, why can't Homan and Kristi find any of them? 75% of the deportees so far have no criminal records & almost all of them have jobs, pay taxes & have families.

Trump now wants to deport US citizens to El Salvador, presumably by skipping due process to actually determine guilt. Question of the day: doesn't the US have prisons? Answer: yes, but Trump can pretend to be unable to extract anyone from El Salvador who they throw in there.