Marc Bandtony @keeeiiittthh
off dome Washington, dee see Joined July 2018-
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In 2028 Walmart is going to buy out Lifetime and start making romantic movies
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This is legitimately one of the corniest fucking things I’ve ever read
This is legitimately one of the corniest fucking things I’ve ever read
Jan 2025 is such a fun time to become responsible for food cost at your job
I didn’t realize Lamar Odom and Leslie Odom Jr were different people until like 3 years ago. Blew my mind that the 2011 6MOTY was in Hamilton
Who in the god damn SHIT said we weren’t 😭😭
Who in the god damn SHIT said we weren’t 😭😭
Do u think the 3 wise men ever explored each others bodies
What the actual shit
What the actual shit
Family group chat hit “there’s more good than bad in the world” territory rn it’s so over
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I'm Voting for Harris Tomorrow
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Sources are telling me that just now in the #Bears locker room, QB Caleb Williams got so angry he threw a garbage can and accidentally hit a Make A Wish kid, who is now bleeding out on the floor. Unbelievable.
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I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid
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Advanced That boy nice stats nerd watcher
Are you ok babe you’ve barely touched your Sysco Reliance™ Freeze Chilled Fries
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Tell her Bron still doin it lol
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