Kels @kelsr
It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death. Asheville, NC Joined January 2009-
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If Harris wins tonight, liberals need to extend an olive branch to conservatives. If Trump wins, then liberals must understand that democracy is dead and that we are now ruled by a junta of Catholic convert closet cases and South African ketamine addicts.
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I just ran 80,000 simulations and Heather Gay gets called inbred by Mary Cosby in all of them
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It’s Shen Yun for white women
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They should’ve moderated the debate in character
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cats getting ate except for mine
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obsessed with people looking down the tunnel for the train
Can't stop coming back to this passage in Robert Fisk's 'The Great War for Civilization'
No I will not do your naked eating contest comedy show shut u... wait it pays $50?
Next in Fashion Megan should not have gone home lol @ tan and Gigi playing obvious favorites.
My friend thinks the Witcher is feminist but Nirvana isn't, help her
Remind me later that my new fave insult is "make ur words make sense"
Me when I text my crush and I don't wanna see their response/non-response #OceanGate
Kels retweeted
Humpbacks don't like Orcas. Periodt!
Wearing this to 2024 Met Gala is the catalyst for @KimKardashian 's next diet
Wearing this to 2024 Met Gala is the catalyst for @KimKardashian 's next diet
I'm watching wildebeests cross a river on planet earth and now I understand why humans black Friday
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Anyone want to buy a movie theatre on the coast of Maine? belfastre.com/homes-for-sale…
I gotta stop referring to my ovulation discharge as "Gobbledygook"
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