Kermit The Hotdog @kermitthehotdog
Instagram: @kermitthehotdog Joined October 2016-
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People these days are always like “I forgot to charge my water bottle”
get a load a john glick ohva ere
This one, unfortunately, is for my binches.
If you pay attention when you watch Saving Private Ryan they actually whisper avada kedavra under their breath every time they shoot a gun
after years of research it turns out my playstation actually is not “fucking kidding me”
when im in stu w bro and he cuts vocals then we listen back but i mute em so we’re only listening to my beat and i dap him up and say “bro we got oneeeeeee” >>>>>
y’all will go to crossfit but won’t fit time in your day to thank the man who died on the cross
Kermitdaily @Kermitdaily2
0 Followers 5 Following This is a acc for people that like Kermit and kermit memes post are on weekends (sunday,Sat and fri) might post on a weekday...also kermit says have a great dayDJ Ric2Hard @justinb89097936
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1 Followers 29 Following hi I’m makizook and I love anime and to draw so I might post so drawings of some anime so ya and I will post memes of my Kermit muppet : )Tyler @MethodsWorld
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44 Followers 89 Following Verified. Ex Spec Ops. Virologist @Columbia . Write @Forbes . Host responses to emerging viruses & systems-level mind-blowing. And pugs. 1X Jeopardy! loser.Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby
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Watching videos of CEOs dancing onstage off a Big bean at corporate Press Events for their Laborers. One of the most Alpha vibes possible. 💳💳
once again they have chosen much too emotional of a song for this T.G.I. friday’s commercial
do u flex the food u eat cuz it was expensive or cuz u think u have good taste?? either way i am super impressed. my dog is eating.
u can’t argue that mark cuban is one of the absolute richest guys on shark tank.
whenever anyone in LA says something i don’t understand i just say ayyyyyyy lol and dap em up i have two plaques. u tell me if it works...
im practicing kissing on my glass closet door rn so i can see how i look when i kiss and see if thats why girls dont like me and i think it is why girls dont like me
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