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K. Olbrich retweeted
When the cashier says "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too." #TheSimpsons
K. Olbrich retweeted
Even Homer uses that GIF. #TheSimpsons
K. Olbrich retweeted
Sachunterricht Klasse 3. Genau mein Humor. *lacht immer noch*
K. Olbrich retweeted
"Are you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-Urns'?”
Ich mag das @YouTube-Video: youtu.be/ZSznpyG9CHY?a Royal Blood – Lights Out (Official Video)
Ich mag das @YouTube-Video: youtu.be/csmwQcIGiTk?a Boring life. Bart Simpson
K. Olbrich retweeted
“Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret... That all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.” “No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.”
K. Olbrich retweeted
“According to the ‘Mexican Council of Food’, this expired 2 years ago.” “Sure by their standards, but we live in America!”
K. Olbrich retweeted
„Oh, man sieht ja schon ein ziemlich grosses Bäuchlein! Ist es ein Junge oder ein Mädchen?“ „Es ist ein Raclette.“
K. Olbrich retweeted
Marge: About the submarine, what's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed? I'm going shopping tomorrow. #EverySimpsonsEver
K. Olbrich retweeted
Homer: All cakes are pieces of something bigger. #EverySimpsonsEver
K. Olbrich retweeted
“I thought I told you to go to bed.” “Yeah, right. Bread.” “You said go to ‘bread.’”
K. Olbrich retweeted
We're experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time. So I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to put your seat belts back on.
Ich mag das @YouTube-Video: youtu.be/rAOBBLwTmCg?a Family Guy ; alternative back to the future
K. Olbrich retweeted
"You mean 'Meep Meep'?" "No. They only paid me to say it once, then doubled it up on the soundtrack... cheap bastards."
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