A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer

Ugly bag of mostly water. Writer. "Not 'likable' in the traditional sense." He/him/his. vonnegut.wikia.com/wiki/Chrono-Sy… I was just leaving. Joined July 2008

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A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer

6 years ago

but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic

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Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele

6 years ago

Consider: millions of years ago our antecedents gave a massive sacrifice of their left hemisphere. We lost a tremendous amount of short term memory and replaced it with Broca’s, Wernicke & the phonological loop. But why? So we can—talk. Thus chimpanzees can do this—we can’t:

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The Hollywood Reporter @THR

6 years ago

Like a rolling stone. Timothee Chalamet (@RealChalamet) is set to play Bob Dylan in an untitled musical biopic from James Mangold thr.cm/GZYXY9

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A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer

6 years ago

Broke: Christian Bale as Beta Ray Bill Woke: Christian Bale as Balder Bespoke: Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher or Dario Agger

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier

6 years ago

Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then? This is mine and @MrRiktus's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from @boomstudios. Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please. Take one, pass it on.

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Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier

6 years ago

I must accept that one of my strongest motivating factors is that the more recognition I can acheive as a writer, the greater the chance of my eventual obituarist downplaying how awful I am as a human being in comparison to importance of The Work. Basically: buy my shit.

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New Mutants Updates @NewMutantsUp

6 years ago

A brand new promotional still has also been released. #NewMutants

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Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade

6 years ago

Ooh. #NewMutants trailer looks good. Happy, @sinKEVitch? 😈

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Matt Rappaport @nyactor

6 years ago

Will Ferrell with the man crush on Pierce Brosnan.. “gosh you smell good!” #GoldenGIobes

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Max Rebo’s Roadie @MaxRebosRoadie

6 years ago

trying to defend why I like something is one of the most mentally exhausting things for me to do

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ComicsXF @ComicsXF

6 years ago

ummm can I get a hell yeah?

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Eli Valley @elivalley

6 years ago

Using a Jewish solidarity rally to push a smear against a Jew fighting the fascism enveloping us.

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

6 years ago

Every bad take on Twitter is like, “This may be a controversial opinion but dying children don’t deserve wishes” *checks their mentions* “Oh I see the dying children fans have arrived”