kevin or something @kevinsomnia

Bad writer, worse musician, suplexer, watcher of bad movies, craft beer drinker, taco enthusiast, beardist. He/him/they/them Davenport, IA Joined November 2011

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

8 months ago

Gonna sign out of twitter until elon musk is killed on live tv See y'all hopefully sooner than later 🤞

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Tweetspace users are easier to bait than Facebook users lmao. I can't wait for emusk to sell this app for like $80 but imma hang out until it finally tanks

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Call it xmas all you want, I'm still calling it twittermas Don't forget the reason for the season. Happy holidays

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Xbox @Xbox

2 years ago

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Patiently awaiting Hangman Page coming out on horseback at #AEWFullGear so I can see @TheAdamPages lower third read 'Making his Foal Gear Debut'

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Hey @JayWhiteNZ why the hell is the cutout called 'Cardblade' and not 'Switchboard'?

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Hey @KyleKinane @davestonecomedy I'm late to listening to @BoogieMnstrPod but I've been calling jizz 'sausage gravy' for a solid decade and it's been dumb as fuck the entire time

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Can't wait for @Weezer to make the yellow album and it's just all four dudes standing there with piss stains on their pants

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Can't fucking wait.

Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich

2 years ago

Can't fucking wait.

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Every time I burn down a @dominos I return home to discover The Noid has built a nest in my closet. He typically leaves within the next 36 hours. I have accepted that this will continue to happen, but I can't help but wonder how he knows.

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

"The real tag team partners were the friends we made along the way." -@AdamColePro (bay bay)

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

2 years ago

Hey, someone get me in contact with whoever found the One Ring MTG card. I am prepared to offer cash for it. Well, venmo, not cash. 10 bucks. Let's make a deal.

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CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN

3 years ago

I have an announcement Capybara.

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kevin or something @kevinsomnia

3 years ago

I literally out-pizza the Hut every day of my life. There has never been a time in my life where I did not out-pizza the Hut, even if I was not currently engaged in pizza related activities. The Hut's claims are wildly exaggerated. I challenge @pizzahut to try and out-pizza me.