KJ @kevskipops

Shopper Extraordinaire, Visionary, and World Class Non-Professional Gamer, QA god. Lover of Dogs, Travel, and Sushi 🍣. Joined October 2013

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sam @sam_d_1995

8 months ago

“what if we built a subway but reduced the capacity from 2,000 people per vehicle to 4”

Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt

8 months ago

“what if we built a subway but reduced the capacity from 2,000 people per vehicle to 4”

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Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField

9 months ago

Bro u are at fucking megachurch, your priest is gonna flash his venmo qr code then fly off the stage into the smoke machine

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KJ @kevskipops

10 months ago

Hey @Winans_GYard can you guys make a Fellow coffee profile for your coffee beans for us home brewers? 🤓

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The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith

11 months ago

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

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juju 💰 @ayeejuju

2 years ago

me in 2040 when my kids ask me what snow was

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BREAKING: @Tesla now offering factory color wraps in the US for Model Y and Model 3 starting at $7,500. Six colors are available: • Satin Stealth Black: $7,500 • Glacier Blue: $8,000 • Satin Rose Gold: $8,000 • Slip Grey: $7,500 • Forest green: $8,000 • Satin Ceramic…

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

2 years ago

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Nolan Archive @NolanAnalyst

2 years ago

According to @mrRuimy, Christopher Nolan is in talks to direct and write at least two James Bond films. They would be true Fleming adaptations set in the period they were written.

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Bee 🐝 🇩🇴 @SavinTheBees

2 years ago

“These edibles ain’t shit” Moments later:

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Bee 🐝 🇩🇴 @SavinTheBees

2 years ago

When you fart and see someone sniffing the air aggressively

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out of context dogs @contextdogs

2 years ago

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John Coogan @johncoogan

2 years ago

Biden will be 81 next year Trump will be 78. Stop saying “we need to elect someone younger” — the accelerationist choice is obvious. Jimmy Carter. He’ll be 100 years old and he’s still eligible because he only served one term back in 1977.

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

3 years ago

Sounds about right..

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9to5Mac @9to5mac

3 years ago

GIVEAWAY 🚨: It's time to treat yourself and your workspace! After intense negotiations on your behalf, Grid Studio gave us 3 free frame voucher codes to give away at random. To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @9to5mac and @GridStudiocc 2️⃣ Retweet