Kieran @kierangpim

Schitt’s Creek obsessed | HE worker | Lover of lists | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺(🇨🇦 wannabe) | SW-3374-6351-7330 🎮 instagram.com/kieranthomsett/ Kent, United Kingdom Joined March 2009

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Kieran @kierangpim

3 weeks ago

Hey @AmazonUK , here’s an idea - don’t offer same day delivery if you have 0 intention of providing said same day delivery!

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2 months ago

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Kieran @kierangpim

3 months ago

Only 1.5 days (WFH) stand between me and my annual leave 🥳

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The valuation on the place we are buying (subject to valuation, duh) is due TODAY. We’ve had our mortgage application approved and this is the final hurdle (for now) so everyone please keep those fingers crossed because we need to move into our grown up house 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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Kieran @kierangpim

3 months ago

Hey @WhatsApp when are we going to be able to set our own notification tones? Asking for a friend / me.

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Kieran @kierangpim

4 months ago

1 week of dealing with solicitors for buying a house and I’m already DONE 😭😭😭

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Kieran @kierangpim

4 months ago

ITS MY STAG TODAY 🥳🥳🥳

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Kieran @kierangpim

5 months ago

We put an offer in on a house (that we LOVE) but now they’re closed until Tuesday and there was another viewing after us so now I’m in a constant state of anxiety. It has a cute little farm shop and duck pond within a minutes walk and 😭😭😭

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Kieran @kierangpim

5 months ago

Is it too early to get the aircon out of the garage because the fan is just not cutting it 🥵🥵🥵

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Kieran @kierangpim

6 months ago

The car park I usually use when free parking isn’t available near work has put their prices up from £4.90 for the day (not great but reasonable for a day of city centre parking) to £6.50 in one hit. Thought the app had a bug but no…! At least now I’ll be getting my steps in! 😱

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Kieran @kierangpim

6 months ago

Just wanna go home and cuddle my cat tbh

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Kieran @kierangpim

8 months ago

An Evri parcel “two day delivery” dispatched on Saturday and a @RoyalMail 24 hours dispatched Tuesday yet still no sign or tracking updates

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Kieran @kierangpim

9 months ago

I got a weighted blanket for Christmas and when I tell you I napped SO hard on the sofa this evening… Why didn’t I get one sooner!?

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Kieran @kierangpim

10 months ago

Will has a(nother) work night out tonight so I’m just gonna chill in my pants and play Disney Dreamlight Valley until the ungodly hour he requires picking up 💅🏼