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Joined October 2014-
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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p
Did I supply a consenting 84 year old man a 100mg live resin gummy tonight? Yes. Do I have any regrets? No. Does he? Not right now 😂
I told my bosses today that I plan on leaving the field for a while and that I am actively looking for another job. So that’s fun.
Had a hell of a day and then Michael and I get rear-ended at a stop light.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it feels sooooooooo good to be in the presence of someone who admires your body. Someone who can’t take their hands and eyes off of you. Like...I will NEVER go back to the passiveness & nonchalant love
Living the life of growing our own veggies, letting our lawn get long to help the bees pollinate, composting our biodegradable trash, and recycling the rest ❤️ slowly but surely we’re getting more and more green
Crazy ex girlfriend trope was created by men so they never have to take responsibility for traumatizing women.
I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser to someone with more boundaries it’s so weird, because it’s hard to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re just listening to your own feelings because you’re so used to this & only thinking about others
I have 45 clients all between the ages of 11yo-18yo and we’re getting multiple new referrals like every week 🥴 I’m fucking tired, man.
Changing fields after getting my LCSW license is sounding better and better……….
Just thought about the time my ex questioned me listening to breakup/cheating songs (I just liked them) and he was weirded out. Little did I know he was cheating at the time. HAHAHAHAH
I found voicemails from my grandma. I haven’t heard her voice in over two years.
what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing
We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.
I accidentally screenshot my wallpaper atleast 3x a day
One part I love about my job is needing to charge my Switch so I can kick some teenagers asses in Mario Kart during sessions 😂
When you find an old picture of us and clear away the dust, I hope you miss me sometimes
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I still cry every time I watch Derek get shot, more than I do when he actually dies 🤣
Unfortunately, miss Jackson we are for real. This "tree stand" was discovered on public land in McIntosh Co. by Warden Rowland. Not only is this EXTREMELY NOT SAFE, it is EXTREMELY NOT LEGAL. IT WAS HELD IN BY FOUR SMALL SCREWS. Y👏CAN'T👏Y'ALL👏FIND👏SOMETHING👏SAFE👏TO👏DO?
why do doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today
I want to be my girlfriend’s stay at home wife, but we’re not married and she doesn’t give me all of her money 🥺
my favorite activity is having Presley do a fashion show in all my new clothes every time I buy new stuff. Her lil alter ego comes out and she STRUTS around the house 💀
nothing is worse than that grocery store run where you have to buy everythingggggg like trash bags and stupid ketchup. I just wanna move back in with my parents 🥹
Stop picking up fawns. You are not a Disney princess. And even if you are, don’t.
i really dislike when someone expresses to their partner how their partners actions hurt their feelings and that partner takes space from them in a manipulative way as a means to condition them to never stand up for themselves again.
“i wanna do this with you” is a love language
Today I went to my LAST LAW SCHOOL class ever!!! Phew, what a ride. Wish I could tell 1L Debbie that she had absolutely nothing to worry about
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Hey @OKWildlifeDept, should I answer the door or…? Maybe it’s selling Girl Scout cookies or solar panels or something…
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It’s been one year today since you left us. Words can’t describe or do justice. It just doesn’t feel real. RIP Tim Feerick 💔
We’d just like to say congratulations on the new baby to Armadillo’s dad 🙏☺️🙏💙
If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏
If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏
Between this and it being illegal to have lights on inside the car... my family really really betrayed my trust 😄
My grandad told me we had to stay absolutely SILENT when we were fishing or we would scare them away. Turns out, he’s a liar. The guy just wanted me to stop talking for like three seconds.
Lost for words