Questions to confirm Saffer identity: How many tomatoes are in an All Gold tomato sauce bottle? What are Zoo cookies? Who remembers Melrose? (Oh boy!) What is load shedding? What does SBWL mean? Where can’t you touch someone: 1) their jacket 2) their bum 3) their studio
@kristiavh Where is Cremora kept? What is a Zola Budd? What are walkie-talkies?
@kristiavh Who on a bicycle is ringing his bell trying to overtake a VW Kombi? I'm a McIntire from Glasgow, what kind of an Mc are you? Name the AMAGLUG-GLUG fuel brand. Braaivleis, Rugby, Sunny Skies and _____________ The "hands, knees, heels and elbows song" was for what product.
@kristiavh @GTalevi Is Cremora a) inside or b) on top?
@kristiavh I'm too smooth and creamy to be a margarine, so what am I? Where does a can of the best go? What do you drink 'met ys/eish'?
@kristiavh Maybe I'm not South African after all
@kristiavh Can you protect me from: A) A dog B) Myself or C) you.
@kristiavh Is “just now”? A) in 5 minutes, B) in 20 minutes or C) Tomorrow.