Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

Joined March 2015

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

3 years ago

Right when I think things are starting to get better, they get worse

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

4 years ago

It’s hit, im old, how do I know? A 21 year old was drunk and couldn’t turn on her motion censored sink and all I thought was “poor baby, I remember when I was 21”

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

Today felt like I got fucked in the asshole with no lube and clenched cheeks 🥲

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Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1

5 years ago

😎 @VanessaVanjie

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

Mad TV but @RuPaulsDragRace edition?

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

When you misspell dick and it autocorrects to evil 😈

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

Created another twitter account for my class, wasn’t trying to have my prof see any hoetivities and thirsty posts

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Amanda K Gordon @amandakgordon

5 years ago

Women don’t need a day. Women need equal pay, paid maternity leave, flexible work, leadership positions, board seats, and funding.

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

What’s the difference between moving fast and genuinely clicking with someone, asking for a friend 😅

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can we talk about self-sabotaging behaviors and how it is a constant battle to not run away from the good things in life because you’re trying to disconnect from the emotional and mental harm inflicted onto you from past relationships and childhood ?

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

Ummm excuse me, I thought you were extending me just to make things convenient for me, not so that you can go home early. In that case, I change my mind 💁‍♀️

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SJF @2DeckSteven

5 years ago

@kurrissuhhh How about this: everything you’ve ever done in relationships or guys you’ve ever done up to this point. Never do it again. Say yes to things you said no to in the past. And see what happens.... what’s the worst that can happen? 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

I’ve never liked a cheesy man, but is bc I don’t like the vulnerability of it? Or am I just use to toxic relationships where I’m undervalued? Did I just have an epiphany?

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

You know what’s funny? Exes. Oh you want a second chance??? That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said 😂😂

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

I did not spend ten minutes on my eyebrows just to accidentally rub them off 😡🤬😡

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Karissa Velasquez @kurrissuhhh

5 years ago

I know it looks like I turned on my “single, hoe” phase but it’s my stubborn Taurus ass just putting up walls and making it seem like the break-up didn’t hurt 🤷🏽‍♀️