Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. | @Generals_Fball & @mockconvention Alum #GWD District of Columbia, USA Joined November 2011

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

10 months ago

Late 90s cover band on the night before Thanksgiving hit like Jersey Mikes (Mike’s way, giant) before they were bought out by private equity

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

Won’t stop until I get my hands on that coaster

Hingle McCringleberry, J.D. @huskerenjoyer

a year ago

Won’t stop until I get my hands on that coaster

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“"No one is going to take anything at face value, that's for sure," New York Times chief White House correspondent Peter Baker told us.” Great that those tasked with covering the most important and valuable enterprise in human history were previously taking things at face value

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a year ago

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

-20.5 was a 🔒

Greg Price @greg_price11

a year ago

-20.5 was a 🔒

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

Kept it between the tackles all day long

Bartlett @r_bart11

a year ago

Kept it between the tackles all day long

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

The Mariners coming to town to play the Nats reminds me of the time I bought a Ken Griffey jersey off alli express freshman year and proceeded to wear it to every subsequent St. paddy’s day

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J.P. Freire @JPFreire

a year ago

A coworker just tossed me a football during a conversation. I caught it, and then he motioned for me to throw it to him. I did so. He caught it. It was like something out of a movie written by people who've never been in an office. This is what peak performance looks like.

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

This is what happens when you ask for a car bomb at your local Irish pub

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a year ago

This is what happens when you ask for a car bomb at your local Irish pub

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

a year ago

I have no connection to Tennessee or any of its cities but Walking in Memphis might be a top 5 song of all time

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Quick update here: Confirmed tonight at the ACC Tourney. Simply put, these are the worst people ever. They will be out of the NCAA tournament by the second round

Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

4 years ago

Quick update here: Confirmed tonight at the ACC Tourney. Simply put, these are the worst people ever. They will be out of the NCAA tournament by the second round

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Top 4 beers (2/18/2024) 1. @RedStripeUSA 2. @KonaBigWave 3. @GuinnessGB (draft only) 4. @MillerLite

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Divisional round. Light em up

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

It’s always been wet dog

Barred in DC @BarredinDC

2 years ago

It’s always been wet dog

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Dry January has been canceled, due to a lack of hustle.

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

It’s an honor to travel to Annapolis to today to see our nation’s best and brightest in the @MilitaryBowl - half of Blacksburg is here but without Enter Sandman, the play is Tulane +10.5

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Good to see Politico writes stories based off my tweets

Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

Good to see Politico writes stories based off my tweets https://t.co/54Jg3wHx7k

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Joseph @exurbandmv

2 years ago

Hear me out … year round Monster Jam.

Grant Paulsen @granthpaulsen

2 years ago

Hear me out … year round Monster Jam. https://t.co/9BSPvKXeT3

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

And people say we get nothing done

Heather Caygle @heatherscope

2 years ago

And people say we get nothing done

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Kyle Perel @kyle_perel

2 years ago

The universities employ a number of gov. relations reps., advisors, and lobbyists. What an utter failure, morally and professionally. One of the worst Congressional witness performances in the modern era. I suppose it’s a difficult task to go to bat for anti-semitism.