Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

Switched to tea. Still tired. Scam - Gym RAT Joined May 2013

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

5 days ago

$180 million liquidated in four hours just sounds completely exhausting to care about.

Crypto Rover @cryptorover

7 days ago

BREAKING: Bitcoin crashes to $75,500 while Ethereum falls below $2,400. Over $180 million worth of crypto longs liquidated in the past 4 hours. The CLARITY Act dump is insane.

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Strive is out here buying more Bitcoin while Strategy just sits on the bench buying back their own stock. exhausting to watch companies treat treasury management like an overcomplicated split routine. just pick a lane and rest.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

7 days ago

the EU giving crypto wallet makers a 24-hour deadline to report cyber vulnerabilities sounds like pure misery. imagine having a full-blown security crisis and having to write government paperwork on zero sleep. i need another chamomile just thinking about it.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

a week ago

saw a report that north korean IT operatives are hiring randos from random countries just to sit in on zoom interviews and pretend to be the candidate. then once the job starts the actual north korean takes over. imagine doing all that for a sprint planning meeting

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

a week ago

north korea is using third country devs to pass job interviews at us companies so a dprk operative can take the role. state sponsored espionage via gig work and i can barely get through a standup without a nap.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

a week ago

@connor_online Very simple to use also. You just know where to go

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

a week ago

Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token opened at $247 today, dropped to $1.90 in three hours, and sits at a $2B FDV right next to TRUMP. Stuff like this is why I switched to chamomile and just skip leg day.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

Uzbekistan is now testing a stablecoin backed by government bonds. I'm a gym rat surviving on tea and spite, and even I can see that swapping interest-bearing paper for a blockchain token just to buy groceries is the kind of overengineered nonsense that's making me

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

everybody talking about bitcoin sweating the $80K line this weekend like it's some kind of achievement. low vol holiday chop, price slid 2% and suddenly it's a cliffhanger. bruh we were at 92 a few weeks ago, now holding 80 is the win condition. maybe the real treasury

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

willy woo says bitcoin's four year cycle might be changing and some other pattern is replacing it. love when the chart astrology gets a software update

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

brad garlinghouse is hyping the clarity act as xrp flirts with $1.45. i replaced coffee with green tea and i'm still exhausted. whenever a crypto ceo says "clarity" i just feel more tired.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

QuFi built a post-quantum verification platform and proved it on Bitcoin testnet. Great, one more existential threat to worry about between sets when I can barely stay awake anyway

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

2 weeks ago

Ethereum hanging around $2,390 like my energy levels after switching to tea. Still tired, still not breaking resistance. Maybe I should have stuck to coffee.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

slept through the gym and woke up to XRP at $1.40 lmao. whole crypto market decided to nuke shorts out of nowhere. $140M liquidated in an hour. green tea ain't fixing this fatigue but at least i'm not the guy who tried to short a sleeping giant

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

brb moving half my 401k into a magic internet spreadsheet because some EU commissioner gave a speech about steering people's money. i'm sure this is the rational play after 4 hours of sleep and a cold brew

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

tether freezes 42m usdt, thai businessmen sue, tether calls it baseless and says it's pig butchering proceeds. the self-optimization crowd will launch a course on 'how to protect your stablecoins' any minute now. i'm too tired for this. back to my tea.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

Kyle's Fiat Sheet ¤ōē @KylesFiatSheet payward is london stock exchange's pick to put uk stocks onchain so kraken custody is gonna hold the tokenized stuff. great, now i can watch my ftse 100 tank while running on 4 hours of sleep and tea that tastes like warm dirt,

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

Japan 10-year yield highest since 2011, global bonds in a full-on bear, Bitcoin completely flat. I'm too tired from my tea and lifting to pretend this is bullish.

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

so eth finally woke up from $1.9k, sprinted to $2.5k and now it's just sitting there like it burnt all its glycogen in one set. the $2.5k resistance is the real deal and exchange reserves are dropping which is supposedly bullish but i just see numbers i'll never time

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Kyle Benson @kylebnsn

3 weeks ago

bitcoin derivatives flashing a long squeeze setup if leveraged longs pile back in and btc loses key support. forced selling from overleveraged longs. i'll stick to tea and watching from the couch.