Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

My Second Life and sometimes First Life :-) Joined June 2016

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

2 hours ago

The RV is nice and Mr. Clean fresh.🥳It's back out in the burbs at its resting place. The traffic was horrendous. You don't want to anger a skinny guy with a large truck and 32' feet of trailer behind.😂 Mr. Man P is out in his studio. I'm working on Cornish game hens for dinner.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

8 hours ago

"A northern California county has recommended people wear face masks." Let's see how that works out for ya.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

12 hours ago

Good morning, Xville! It’s a chilly 48 degrees! I love it! Snuggle under the blanket weather. Mr. Man P is playing tennis this morning. My chore is simple. Clean up the RV and stow it away. Oh joy! I’d rather just do what I’m doing now. Sitting here with coffee and a boner. 😂

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

18 hours ago

It took my doing Mr. Man Partner a huge favor 😈😈😈but he is making traditional Pina Coladas. 🥳 And he's making them strong.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

21 hours ago

Finally, we are home. We had to visit the grocery store on the way. I'm glad we got that over with. Also, we are no longer out of Rum Chatta. 🤤🤤🤤I'm sooooo ready for a drink!

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

21 hours ago

Let us not forget! The Rosie O'Donnell Show was canceled primarily due to poor ratings. After less than a year on the Oprah Network, the show struggled to attract viewers, leading to its cancellation.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

2 days ago

Mr. Man Partner is calling a lid for the night. Laterssssssssssss.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

2 days ago

Well, I have the week back on track and tomorrow is Friday. 😂It was Thursday lunch with friends, and our waiter (as usual) does not disappoint. One of my friends accused him of not wearing underwear. All eyes at our table were glued to his crotch. He smiled, then winked. 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

We have arrived at the designated location - HOME! Everything here is in great shape. I also noticed as I sat down the tub of laundry that there is NONE here to do. YAY. They had better NOT have been doing their thing in our bed again either! 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

YAY, I filled the tank, we both expelled our morning coffee. Truck stop bathrooms can be so thrilling! 😂 Next stop is HOME!

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

On board GPS says light traffic! MY ASS! 😡 We're heading North to the I-70 then West into KCMO. It's sixteen miles longer, but you can make that up on the I-70.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

Three things we didn't get done of this trip: 1.) Put up the nylon expansion room. 2.) Watch TV outside (I didn't feel like moving it) 3.) Sex in the truck! Darn it! 😡(That leather back seat is to die for 🤣)

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

Okay, water and bathroom privileges are now CUT OFF. The tanks are flushed and empty. Everything inside is stowed away, mugs of iced tea in the truck. All we have to do is put in the slides, finish up outside and we are out of here.

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

Okayyy, the laundry tub is in the middle of the kitchen floor. All dirty laundry to go inside. Kitchen stuff is all stowed away. Fridge is now on propane. We're gonna have a bit of coffee, catch up on the news, then prep to get on the road. (including flushing the tanks).

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Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc

5 days ago

OMG! You know what happens when you buy two toothbrushes exactly the same? Mr. Man P: "No, no, yours is the one of the left!" Me to Mr. Man P: "I'm just thinking of it as a clean French kiss." He smiled from ear to ear and gave me a kiss on the cheek. ♥️♥️♥️