Kyle @kylevonkyle

San Francisco non-profit worker. Disillusioned music maker. Pretend New York Times bestselling author. (he/him) Bay Area Joined May 2014

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

3 years ago

One of my coworkers brews decaffeinated coffee and I’m pretty sure she snorts baby powder

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

3 years ago

I’m cancelling my Spotify subscription until Joe Biden is removed from the streaming service.

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

The LGBT flag will be flown at half-mast when Liza Minnelli dies.

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

I think the best way to size up somebody for a fight is by how easily they can open up the doors in-between BART cars. If those doors fly open you don't want no smoke bruh

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Dentists stuff a whole toolbox into your mouth and then ask "What do you think will be the long-term consequences of the annexation of Crimea?" and then expect you to answer something other than "hrumph iunno allawt"

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

I've always requested time off or called out for my birthday but omg spending your birthday in an elementary school is the sweetest thing ever.

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Zak Toscani @zak_toscani

4 years ago

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

Congratulations to the Atlanta Braves, the first team to win a World Series in a non-abbreviated season since the 2019 Washington Nationals!

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

Will there be singing? Then this is absolutely my mother's Cinderella, my grandmother's Cinderella and my great-grandmother's Cinderella.

Variety @Variety

4 years ago

Will there be singing? Then this is absolutely my mother's Cinderella, my grandmother's Cinderella and my great-grandmother's Cinderella.

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katie dey @katie_dey

4 years ago

i really hope i can make music for the rest of my life even though i hate making it and it makes me hate myself and it's evil and useless and pathetic but even still

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

Me: Alexa, play Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony. Alexa: Playing "Lucky You" by Eminem on Amazon Music.

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Kyle @kylevonkyle

4 years ago

I never expected that I would spend a year of my twenties webcamming children but here we are. After 15 months of distance learning I'm finally ready to retire the ol' Zoom account. So glad we made it here! I will miss them sliding into the DMs though.

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Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed

4 years ago

Good reminder that Israel has zero incentive to stop its system of apartheid and ethnic cleansing when, before the dirt on the graves of the Palestinians it recently killed has settled, it was gifted $735M arms from the most powerful country in the world.