Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

she/her is a Grape slinger, Foodie, Mom to the fantastic V&Z, Jew, animal lover, not necessarily in that order South Carolina, USA Joined February 2015

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

4 years ago

I didn’t have enough Sunday. That is all.

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

5 years ago

Sorry not sorry my matzah ball soup is 🔥

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

5 years ago

Random wholesome observation. Kurt Russell may very well be the most DL powerful being in the universe. #SantaClaus #hewasaplanet #hegotGoldie #etc

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

5 years ago

2 nights in a row my kiddos want to sleep in the same bed together #thingsiloveasaparent

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

5 years ago

Finding a lightsaber in my bedroom #thingsiloveasaparent

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

5 years ago

Starting a new thing #thingsiloveasaparent I’m hoping to be positive and rarely sarcastic

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

6 years ago

2/2 replacements for hand shaking

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

6 years ago

1/2 Now that handshaking is out we as a society need to decide in the next universally understood method of greeting. Shall it be?

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Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman

6 years ago

As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s:

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

6 years ago

G: you can’t have that yet -5 minutes later- 3yo: is it yet?

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

6 years ago

3yo just asked why traffic lights don’t have blue. Valid question sir, why not 3 primary colors?

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

6 years ago

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University of South Carolina @UofSC

6 years ago

This. Is. Amazing. 👏👏👏

David Robinson @DavidRo50

6 years ago

This. Is. Amazing. 👏👏👏

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

6 years ago

Just updated my bio with my #pronouns no biggie, just letting everyone know mine so you can feel comfortable telling me yours.

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

7 years ago

Dear every brunch restaurant ever, I will no longer be ordering Eggs Benedict. Only about 10% of you can make a proper poached egg...If the yolk don’t run take it off the menu

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

7 years ago

#marveluniverselive

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

7 years ago

So are the #Patriots the new #Cowboys? #somuchhatred

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Laurel Jeffries @labjeffries

7 years ago

Read #whereveryouaremylovewillfindyou to Viv tonight for the several hundredth time and it finally got to us. #havingfeelings #thatswhattvsaid #mydarlinggirl

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Dr Eugenia Cheng --no advice please-- @DrEugeniaCheng

7 years ago

6. Keep separate active glasses for different drinks. Then you don't have to wash them for ages. Eg one for water, one for whisky, one for red wine, one for white wine.