Alyssa Reister @ladya44

We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. facebook.com/alyssa.reister Lexington, KY Joined September 2010

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BloodHorse @BloodHorse

4 years ago

Hallie Hardy Named Executive Director of Horse Country bit.ly/3vdL7Ae

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Alyssa Reister @ladya44

6 years ago

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying.

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6 years ago

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

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6 years ago

Stop dating while you’re healing. Heal first, then date. Other people are not medicine.

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6 years ago

me to me: you stress me out

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Alyssa Reister @ladya44

7 years ago

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides.

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When we're young the doorbell ringing was an exciting event, who could it be, maybe a friend from school! As an adult it is probably the most butthole clenching, anxiety inducing event to happen on any given day.

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Alyssa Reister @ladya44

7 years ago

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

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7 years ago

Me: “I’m here to check your vital signs” Pt: “what are you going to do if you don’t find any?” Me: “chest compressions”

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7 years ago

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this thing :/ maybe Christmas or my birthday. my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

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7 years ago

Not vaccinating your children is basically making them immune to old age.

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7 years ago

it literally feels like January 74th.

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b @curseoffeeling

7 years ago

my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie

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Dom @Domasaur_

7 years ago

Can you believe people walk out of their house and run? Not to get food or something. They just go for a run

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Alyssa Reister @ladya44

7 years ago

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely.

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Joshua @jlewdatruth

7 years ago

*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Living the dream"