>Asked to block a street for President
>Just doing your job
>The President of France shows up
>He wants to pass through
>He calls your President
This is just nightmare scenario
Haruto, the quiet manul of @NiabiZoo. Reserved, observant, and (likely) scarred from a brotherly spat with Tai-Chi, he’s a grandson of the legendary Tabby. Today he lives with Eevie, whose affection he accepts with a patience rare for this famously introverted species.
775 Followers 6K Followingstrange queer meat, VO "professional", Denver based, Atlanta raised
you're going to regret following me \o/
Minors, please log off and go outside
827 Followers 4K Followingadult. queer. poet. joined because of waterparks (the band) stayed for laughs. still love james but also iwtv. MDNI.
header & pfp match by lovely Martinka :)
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29 Followers 216 FollowingWhite Sox twitter is managing to be worse than the team in 2024. seriously some of you guys make us seem like the worst fans in baseball. Worse than Yanks.
206 Followers 715 Followingformerly @patternscreamr (RIP). here be dragons - no CWs/TWs! 20 yrs old. minors and pro- or neutral-c dni. i love my sheep @AliceArcadian. PFP by @ghosttundra
3K Followers 1K Followinghe/they | 18 | fujobrained with a himejoshi heart | dnf -17 | DO NOT FOLLOW IF NOT 17+ PLEASE | dead dove enjoyer 🪦🕊️ 🌈🍖 | banner by @sadistyuri
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370 Followers 38 FollowingBIG SISTER PERVERT PRISON ESCAPEE x4 NEVER BREAK MY SPIRIT ☮︎ fiction only ⭐️☮️ she her 😁🚸 my little sister → @creeplittlesis (Shes Watching) (Halp O__o)
8K Followers 260 FollowingWandering philosopher. Purveyor of Platonic heresy, Kantian computationalism, and Hegelian minimalism. (he/him/it which speaks). Also on the butterfly site.
274 Followers 252 Followingicon @sferics32
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'Mya is some sort of collective mania.' - Á.B.
ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭*▄︻テ══━一( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
I love what I do and I do what I love.
503 Followers 820 Followingmarxist idiot. bataillean. 32. they/she/it.
I write facemeltingly bad fiction, nonfiction, and porn.
always covered in a thick layer of Melam.
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6K Followers 18 FollowingTHIS ACCOUNT IS SATIRICAL AND HAS NEVER BEEN MISREPRESENTED AS OTHERWISE. I am in no way affiliated with the "Department of War" as it is now called. Be well.
24K Followers 850 FollowingThe leading presenter of Japanese cinema for more than 50 years | Classics & premieres @japansociety in NYC. Organizers of #JAPANCUTS since 2007.