Gareth Evans @lardychap

Broke my hand having a wee. Knows where his sandwich box is. Any jokes likely to be Dad Jokes onthebrinkofanewera.blogspot.com Cambridge Joined February 2009

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Damian Low @DamianLow3

2 weeks ago

If only he’d been Housing or Immigration Minister and had the power to do something about it… oh wait…

James Yucel 🧢 @JLYucel

2 weeks ago

If only he’d been Housing or Immigration Minister and had the power to do something about it… oh wait…

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BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

2 weeks ago

Farage faces questions over who funded £885,000 Clacton constituency home bbc.in/46x4GWz

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Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX

2 weeks ago

Crow On The Orient Express

Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious

2 weeks ago

Crow On The Orient Express

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Peter Kay (🦋@theonlypeterkay.bsky.social) @theonlypeterkay

2 weeks ago

He pulls off the mask in this interview: If you can’t see what he is - you’re already lost.

The Labour Party @UKLabour

3 weeks ago

He pulls off the mask in this interview: If you can’t see what he is - you’re already lost.

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Otto English @Otto_English

3 weeks ago

Tetchy isn't he

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Gareth Evans @lardychap

2 months ago

If Gove thinks Cleverley and Hunt are not tainted then he’s living in cloud cuckoo land Also why is anyone talking to that snake?

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2 months ago

I see Scotland went ahead with the plans to build a wind farm at the end of Trump’s folly, just 2 days after he toddled back to America. How we laughed. Well played Scotland

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2 months ago

Ncis: let’s have a CIA baddie. Of course let’s make him British. Let’s call him Trent. Trent Kort. “Trent, go out and play with Thames, Granta and Great Ouse”

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2 months ago

Has the orange one left yet? When does the orange one’s mate arrive?

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2 months ago

You know exactly what I mean. Degrees are for everyone. There are no “working class degrees” You’re fetishising the working class. It’s patronising

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Gareth Evans @lardychap

2 months ago

Shakey looks so incongrous #totp

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2 months ago

I hope m&s stop using Lertidge soon, I need new pants.

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2 months ago

So they’re coming for McCluskey for fraud. Union leader also didn’t use union labour. If he’s found guilty I hope they throw the book at him.

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2 months ago

If Farage answers “I don’t know” three times when questioned about his own company, he’s lying or he’s not in charge and there’s no point having him interviewed.

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3 months ago

Farage can’t apologise for the vetting process because he wasn’t involved in it. Farage’s party, responsibility stops at the top. Slopy shoulders are on him.

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3 months ago

Now Marge wants to introduce a bill banning chem trails I hope she’s going to introduce a bill banning ghosts poltergeists and unicorns.

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Gareth Evans @lardychap

3 months ago

So Trump wants a state visit so he can check on his three golf courses and “lobby” (bully) to have one of them added to some golfing tournament. Doesn’t sound like being president is his day job.