Christina Anaya @laughterofbones
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Ny profiltekst til Tinder: "Jeg er strammere end de nye Corona-restriktioner"
I dag var jeg til opstartsmøde i min A-kasse. Har ikke set så mange opgivende blikke siden jeg prøvede speeddating.
Det bedste ved at gå med maske er, at der ikke er nogen mænd, der beder mig om at smile.
@simpelmand Hvis det er et talent nogen har, så er der da basis for en helt ny olympisk disciplin
De mest intime oplevelser, jeg har haft i år, har været med mine kontaktlinser.
De siger, at hvis man kommer hjem til en fyr, og han ikke har nogen bøger, så skal man ikke gå i seng med ham. Hvad er proceduren, hvis han kun har Donald Trump biografier?
@TheisHoltz Ja, det må da være et sprog, han forstår!
Jeg har tilføjet miljøforkæmper til mit CV, for siden jeg blev arbejdsløs har jeg ikke været i bad.
“Fake it till you make it” har vist sig at være en virkelig dårlig orgasme strategi.
Jeg plejede at have dårlig samvittighed over at være medlem af et fitnesscenter, jeg ikke kom i. Nu har jeg det super godt med det, fordi jeg “støtter lokalt.”
Mig når jeg genkender nogle af de Tinder fyre, min veninde har matchet med: “Der må du aldrig gå hen, Simba.”
Hvad er ligheden mellem mine Tinder dates og jobcentret? De ville alle sammen foretrække kun at se mig én gang
Det er altid dejligt med gode rollemodeller, når man er jobsøgende.
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