Eve Penchant @leamiserables
Joined August 2017-
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@Sturgeons_Law gaming is a worse addiction than alcoholism bc like you can generally find alcohol at the zoo and it's fine
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I started using `rebase` instead of `merge` and now I understand why people were telling me to use rebase
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@coolp1np especially insane if you spend any time around a young kid at like a family gathering or any social occasion, people will come up to them and unprompted start reciting gendered social scripts at them as one of their default modes of interaction
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Realizing that Joshua Tree is one of the stupidest national parks of all time is extremely freeing
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dont think there’s a way X stays culturally relevant long term unless they tweak the algo to get a little of the pre-X balkanization back really went from feeling like a city where you could visit different neighborhoods with separate cultures, to a monolithic slop firehose
one of the greats
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The most unspoken silent tragedy that occurred in our society over the past 50 years is that we sent all of our brightest minds to work in finance to raise the return on internally invested capital to 16.55% from 16.35%. Rather than having them work on increasing crop yields,…
Oh no. - an idiot who enjoyed Debt
okay but asking your internet audience is also a symptom of brain rot. I promise you that a book you pick from a local seller/library/friend is one you're much more likely to read. You'll be relying on your own curiosity & fancy to pick it out, and that is a muscle worth flexing.
okay but asking your internet audience is also a symptom of brain rot. I promise you that a book you pick from a local seller/library/friend is one you're much more likely to read. You'll be relying on your own curiosity & fancy to pick it out, and that is a muscle worth flexing.
I had a picture of me cuddling with a copy of Infinite Jest in my dating app days. Highly recommend; I caught the fish I wanted with it.
I had a picture of me cuddling with a copy of Infinite Jest in my dating app days. Highly recommend; I caught the fish I wanted with it.
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I've been saying
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looking at the commit history & seeing every person who ever worked on it before has since been fired
Lol every single quote of this is the same. Poor people! I encourage you to let go of the ghost of "your potential"
Lol every single quote of this is the same. Poor people! I encourage you to let go of the ghost of "your potential"
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