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I love babies I feel so bad they're only gonna get to live to like 14
I wish all men a happy die right now. You suck and your parents failed
Do u think in 10 years everyone will be like What the fuck? about those tabi shoes or do u think they're still going to be wearing them ?
can people stop walking by my smoke spot please
If I like ur mom and she doesn't like ur boyfriend. Then I don't like ur boyfriend either. I trust her
Ebay sellers be like Hey, here's a dollar off will u buy it now?
You should be able to take a gun out and shoot these people in the head right then and there. They don't wanna use their brains anyways, I doubt they'd mind if we blew their brains out
the other night, in the middle of a series of disasters, this couple came up to the bar and when i asked them what they wanted to drink they told me to give them a minute bc they were asking chatgpt for our menu instead of... asking me... the bartender... or looking at the wall
I hate when they propose on their birthday or holiday or some shit. So boring and lowkey hatefullllll. Gotta make your bday all about me!!!🤭
A woman got more than what she bargained for while celebrating her birthday in Stillwater, Minnesota--a marriage proposal. Video shows the top layer of the cake burning away, revealing a ring and the big question underneath.
Yes. This is so sad
Wait how did jobs work before email… like did you just get home from work and… work was over ?
13 y/o I nanny told me I shld get a tramp stamp
They can't go to his house cuz it's actually his parents house and hes just a hobosexual
Can’t believe some people don’t see the problem with having their boyfriend over EVERY WEEKEND while having a roommate. No I don’t wanna see your bf in our apartment every fucking weekend are you crazy. Go to his place once a while too the fuck
I don't think I'm better than ppl like this. I Know I am better than people like this
yeah I do think i’m better than ppl like this idc
Summarizing 2 sentence emails with.....2 sentences💔
I don’t need AI to summarize my fucking emails and texts. I can read them myself. Stop forcing this shit on us. FUCK. THIS.
And if I haven't seen it, the last thing I wanna see is it on YOUR screen
I don’t need AI to summarize my fucking emails and texts. I can read them myself. Stop forcing this shit on us. FUCK. THIS.
@MasseAlexandria You and my dead mom have the same birthday 🩷
Mandatory house prayers every morning and night. That would just be so cunt. Amen. Love one another.
When Julie Chen retires they need to put her in as a houseguest for her sendoff season. That would just be so cunt.
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