Yes Please @leftnutthots
my bag swings Butte, MT Joined July 2017-
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I love it when I squeeze a slimy shit out of my bare asshole and it slips out on to my toes and I squish it between the floor and my toes
If I hath creamed, thus being seen in thy dream, hath thee been in my jean? -shakespear (midsummers night cream)
Time Traveler: What year is it? New York man: 2001, a plane just flew into the World Trade Center Time Traveler: The first time or the second time? New York man:
Yeah my PISS is fluorescent yellow PISS, so what
Y’all remember that time a deepthroated a peeled banana? Neither do I because it broke off and I died. This is a public service announcement paid for by the coalition to not deepthroat peeled bananas #DoNotDeepthroatPeeledBananas
I am and Iam’s dog... and I have an Iam’s hog
Calling it now: first round kabob by the white Nutorius B.I.G
Me: Clowns dont bring happiness to anyone yall just pedophiles Clowns: sucky sucky?
I know there’s been a lot of talk about teeth on this account, but honestly. What the fuck are teeth?
Wait, people eat tomatoes... I exclusively throw them at the homeless
Hello doctor teeth I need to have my asparagus removed you no longer have testicles and I am the king of New York hahahaha King Kong is no longer a threat because he fell off the Empire State Building no shit I fell asleep last Tuesday and a forklift told me to fuck off
Mi Espalda es muy guapo No it ain’t hunny
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Trill Withers @TylerIAm
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Otis Rupp @OtisRupp4
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Thomas Chase @tchase74
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Ted Lemmerhirt @ImTedAndImFat
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Phil @P_Tor17
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