Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo
Last year I planted birdseed just to see what would come up. Kirksville, MO Joined January 2018-
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Nephew: You don't need to cry over pancakes! Niece: Yes I do! Nephew: Why? Niece: Because I want to! #threeyearoldlogic
My niece: Can I watch some of, all of Frozen? #masternegotiator
I just want to celebrate the fact that I went an entire day at work in a white shirt and didn't spill anything on it. #itsthelittlethings
Can someone explain to me how everyone just accepted that Stitch was a talking dog?
Grocery shopping in Lynn is an adventure. Like I may wander then aisles for an eternity looking for soap only to find it in the most logical place: right next to the batteries.
My life is fuller having heard David Attenborough say "caribou." #PlanetEarth
Responses to my first day of work outfit: Sister: You look so professional! Niece: You're beautiful! Nephew: Are your pants on backwards?
Gmorning! Look up! If you’re out of practice: Hold your phone up over your head- Now, take it away! Look! ... No, you’re back to this, keep looking up! You’ll get the hang of it!
When everyone around you is being super negative and you're an optimist with a fear of conflict...
"I think the movie really happened. It was rated PG." - my eight year old nephew.
.@ellieoften I'M OBSESSED x.com/coldgamekelv/s…
Saw Canela on the way home so you already know I had to feed her 😂
I pride myself on the fact that I can name all the paw patrol puppies without ever having seen the show. #auntlife #PawPatrol
I was talking with my seven year old niece when she said out of the blue: "I just really hope there are aliens."
Just stepped on my first lego - it was everything I had been warned of and more.
I'd like a comedy set entirely in a dying barnes and noble
@MaeAndTheDove I feel this so deeply
Kid at musical rehearsal: Do you know when you're going to die? She's really getting into the spirit of the Addams Family Musical.
Documentary Narrator: "Imagine a world where the temperature reaches over 50 degrees centigrade." Me: literally can't because I'm didn't know there was such a thing as degrees centigrade. #americanproblems
Matt G @mattgar1187
70 Followers 1K Following
Margaret Howard @megthegem32
18 Followers 59 Following God made me special, and he loves me very much.
Sarah J.Skillman @sarahskillman
167 Followers 313 Following @edinboro 22| future psychologist and educator. She/her. Interests: medicine & mental health connections. #psychtwitter. Tweets are not medical advice.
Kait Laux @KaitLaux
3 Followers 33 Following
James D. Hernandez (R... @JDHernandez72
403 Followers 737 Following 1SG 88Z US Army (Ret.) Co-Founder of 7K Skateboards. Proud 2nd Gen American, husband, and father of 7. #RonaldReagan was the greatest President in my lifetime.
Chris powers @Chrispo62455998
21 Followers 996 Following -👉ne doute jamais de toi.ne change jamais qui tu es.fous toi de ce que les autres pensent de toi et vis ta vie a fond...💌✊👌
Jeremy @givingGodpraise
22 Followers 67 Following
Aidan Murphy @camo_crocs
309 Followers 282 Following MACC graduate of 2018; It's all down hill from here
Audrey Vazzana @audrey_vazzana
28 Followers 93 Following why should I insert text here, twitter? what if I don't want to?
Andrea Bleikamp @andreableikamp
99 Followers 68 Following
ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @REALEthanHD
6K Followers 728 Following He/Him, Worldwide Scoundrel, Pro Wrestler, Owner of @DestinyCityComx, Stand-up Comic, Int'l Pro Wrestling Coach, Plant Based Athlete, been to 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇳🇳🇿
Mae Crawford † @MaeAndTheDove
307 Followers 973 Following Christian🌿 Story-teller🌿 Song-singer🌿 Writer🌿 ENFP/INFP🌿 Enneagram 4w5🌿 Trying to cultivate whimsical imagination in this corner of the internet🌿
Marshall Goodenow @goodstuff96
37 Followers 164 Following
SenorKevin @SenorKvn
6 Followers 56 Following
ellie @ellieoften
252 Followers 59 Following
doctorish @snowwhiteyen
55 Followers 118 Following But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair.
Junia Thompson @JuniaThompson
33 Followers 44 Following He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Rachel Held Evans (19... @rachelheldevans
124K Followers 6K Following Author: Inspired, Searching for Sunday, A Year of Biblical Womanhood, Faith Unraveled, What Is God Like?, Wholehearted Faith. Accounts managed by @danieljonce
Audrey Vazzana @audrey_vazzana
28 Followers 93 Following why should I insert text here, twitter? what if I don't want to?
What Would Jeremy Do @wutwudjdo
15 Followers 32 Following I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. #wwjd •lawnmower enthusiast • pyromaniac • Christ is life || Twitter run by personal managers. ||
Mae Crawford † @MaeAndTheDove
307 Followers 973 Following Christian🌿 Story-teller🌿 Song-singer🌿 Writer🌿 ENFP/INFP🌿 Enneagram 4w5🌿 Trying to cultivate whimsical imagination in this corner of the internet🌿
Peter willis @Pwill22
90 Followers 182 Following Walking backwards in life with Christ. To live is Christ and to die is gain Philippians 1:21
Jeremy @givingGodpraise
22 Followers 67 Following
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
84.0M Followers 0 Following And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥
spring sam 🌸🌱�... @sammmoeller
255 Followers 274 Following BLM | she/her | my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic | Fuck trump and American Airlines
ellie @ellieoften
252 Followers 59 Following
doctorish @snowwhiteyen
55 Followers 118 Following But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair.
Marshall Goodenow @goodstuff96
37 Followers 164 Following
Elsa @orchidelsae
17 Followers 60 Following public health programming nerd | she/her(s) | retweets ≠ endorsements | still don’t know how this app works
Andrea Bleikamp @andreableikamp
99 Followers 68 Following
Good Christian Fun @christianfunpod
9K Followers 3 Following GCF is a show all about clowning on the wild world of Christian rock, faith-based films, and more! (Hosted by @kevintporter and @CarolinesFarts)
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