oraclesisters @leoraclesisters

Oracle Sisters // instagram.com/oraclesisters Paris, France Joined November 2018

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In 2029 founder of bitcoin revealed to be Banksy, the discovery leads to trillions of dollars being lost in the greatest routing in history and a global economic crash

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In 2027 in a rebranding effort Kanye West changes his name to Kanye East.

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In 2026 Nick Cave ousted for secretly being the founder of Q-anon.

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Taylor Swift is elected as the first female president of The United States in 2032.

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In 2029 BTS fan club, otherwise known as ‘The Army’, develop into ultra right wing nationalist faction and are enlisted to fight in the front line of Russia’s invasion of Malta.

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By January 2031 Elon Musk sells X and renounces all his involvement with his various companies after going to therapy.

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On July 17th 2042, humanity establishes a revolutionary ecologically sustainable economic system not exclusively based on consumerism and growth. It is crushed by a ruthless dictator from the south lands.

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In 2035 due to recessive genes and the threat of extinction all red haired people of the world start a political party called ‘the Red Roots’ which is labeled radical because of xenophobia and its radical exclusivity.

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In 2032 at the age of 90 Paul McCartney releases his 7th self titled album McCartney VII

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In 2027 much to the surprise of critics Grian Chatten from the band Fontaines DC releases a poetry book about farm animals called Ode to Piglets.

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In 2026 the new Le Peine government requires the French band Phoenix to pay retroactive rent for their studio time in the Louvre totaling 460 000 euros.

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It is revealed in 2025 during the reconstruction of Notre Dame, that a skeleton of a hunchback was discovered.

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In 2025 AI decipher complicated cat communication which reveals a multi-generational complex plot to manipulate human affection and behavior.

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Due to frequent power cuts caused by global warming, a significant folk revival occurs 2032.

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Longest living shark that has been alive in the Arctic Ocean since 1627 revealed to be Russian spy for tsar Michael the 1st.

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Marc Zuckerberg takes off his human mask and reveals he’s a reptilian in 2027 and runs for president.

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10 months ago

Now Playing: "Alouette" by @leoraclesisters This band is based in the city of luuuurve (that's Paris, just in case you didn't know) 2 childhood buddies & a finish friend make up this trio~ The video features Charlie Rowe, and you can watch it here 📹: buff.ly/3DhkOPJ…

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10 months ago

New Single | Oracle Sisters “RIVERSIDE” December 11, 2024 the band Oracle Sisters released a new Single “Riverside” this is the second single released in preparation for the release of the bands new album “Divinations,” set to be released on February 14th, 2025.…