libs @lib_bur

all I do is eat hot chip and get cal problems wrong Millbrook, AL Joined September 2016

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

found this picture and I’m talking to Sadie me: “well somebody better get to stepping, I’m bout tired.” sadie: “well we don’t know what sex it’s gonna be. it could be a woman. *whispering* I’m manifestinggg”

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

me: “why is mom out here posting stuff on Facebook this early in the morning??” Sadie: “she got that little basket on her walker now she don’t know what to do with herself”

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

me: “nahhh man she’s stanky, nasty, gross” sadie: “no she’s just racist”

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

@ironicallychey_ and look at you now digging up all the things!!

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5 years ago

@drew_08 they do if you bring your own liquor ;)

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

@petewentzlover so did george strait

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libs @lib_bur

5 years ago

@carobaroo @carobarnett idk which one to tag but we should’ve known

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libs @lib_bur

6 years ago

*we’re watching a show and this kid asks his mom how she knew she was in love with his dad and she said it was when her first thought in the morning was him* Drew: “That’s not fucking true, some mornings I wake up and the first thing I think of is Patrick Dempsey”

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libs @lib_bur

7 years ago

“I’ve never used my passport before, LETS GO TO EUROPE” “okay well we’re not going to Britain because of all this brexit stuff” “what is that? another disease or some shit?” Drew is so pretty

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

5 years ago

Here on Earth, in the richest country on the planet, half our people live paycheck to paycheck, people are struggling to feed themselves, struggling to see a doctor — but hey, the richest guys in the world are off in outer space! Yes. It's time to tax the billionaires.

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libs @lib_bur

6 years ago

the mood for today and everyday when working with men ✨

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idiot @curiouslycheese

6 years ago

@lib_bur (‘:

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K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves

6 years ago

It ain’t every day you meet an angel🏹🤍 @thelesliejordan

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libs @lib_bur

6 years ago

*washing dishes after work* me: “Garrett how drunk are you on a scale of 1-10?” him: “ehhhh maybe like a 5, definitely moderately drunk.” 20 minutes later he’s lying in the grass by the dumpster blackout

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libs @lib_bur

6 years ago

“oh wow it’s windy outside” garrett: “call auburn awos” drew: “WHO ARE YOU CALLING?” garrett: “it’s the weather service, it’ll tell you the wind speeds” drew: “fucking pilots” this is a garrett quote thread, you’re welcome