extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

present greenclimate.fund California, USA Joined May 2015

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Dr. Connor K. Kianpour @veryonthenozick

3 years ago

Excited to announce that my paper, "The Kids Aren't Alright: Expanding the Role of the State in Parenting," has been accepted for publication in the Journal of Ethics and Social Philosophy!🥳🥂 Here's a link to it if you're interested: academia.edu/92106822/The_K…

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extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

3 years ago

*cops come over for a mental health check* "Hey sorry the house is a mess"

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extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

3 years ago

Nobody in this company knows I took my nonexistent sick time to call the suicide hotline yesterday and they still insist on me making up time. I'm gonna blow up

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extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

3 years ago

This is a parallel universe where the Padres beat the Phillies and the Astros beat the Yankees.... is this...the fucking Truman show? Are we live?

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extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

3 years ago

The one thing that might've saved us was if Dave Roberts hadn't taken Anderson out in the 6th. So what if he had a 90 pitch count. So disappointing. The play of saving Phillips till the end was not the move either. Vin Scully cried and we saw it.

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. @_CoronaLime_

3 years ago

@BlakeHarrisTBLA Why was Cody Bellinger not in center with a 3-0 lead in the seventh?!? He catches that ball easily and there's a game five tomorrow. Fire Dave Roberts immediately!! Worst manager in MLB.

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Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies

3 years ago

Not crying Not crying Not crying

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LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo

3 years ago

Dodgers fans right now

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ANDREW @Dodgersdryphone

3 years ago

I’m out

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Empresario @asvpxdaniel_

3 years ago

Check on yo dodger homies. We ain’t okay

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extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass

3 years ago

The #dodgers losing these playoffs to the piss and shit colors is really the low point on my life atm

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Dr. Connor K. Kianpour @veryonthenozick

3 years ago

My paper, "The Minority Retort: In Defense of Defection in Marginalized Groups," has been officially published in Public Affairs Quarterly! In it, I argue that, e.g., gay/Black/female conservatives do no wrong as gays/Blacks/females by espousing their views. Lmk what you think!!

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

3 years ago

Do you really think a boy who uses discord is gonna make you happy

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sad oat @sad_oat

3 years ago

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

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Kyla Scanlon @kylascan

3 years ago

in nyc for 77 hours. what sewer cap should i crawl into to explore the real intestines of the city?

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mark normand @marknorm

3 years ago

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

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jame @kloogans

3 years ago

whenever i smell weed my body starts to float and follow the source of the smell like a cartoon smelling a freshly baked pie in a window

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jame @kloogans

3 years ago

love tj maxx. where else can u get a batman shirt that's been sneezed on and also an expired box of hot chocolate mix made by a small company in new jersey that went out of business 3 years ago