lazer wizard @lightning_bum

i’ve eaten lightning every single day of my life for breakfast medium.com/@alexvulgamore Wichita, KS Joined February 2012

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lazer wizard @lightning_bum

5 years ago

i regret how i told people to vote in the last municipal election. i feel duped, cheated. this is disgusting.

kansasdotcom @kansasdotcom

5 years ago

i regret how i told people to vote in the last municipal election. i feel duped, cheated. this is disgusting.

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jordan @JordanUhl

5 years ago

by "must be stopped" she means they need more money

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no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC

5 years ago

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Heather Leigh @ladyleigh_eh

5 years ago

The Columbus episode of the Sopranos somehow had more dignity than this.

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If y’all could please just pray for Albert Wilson and his family... his mother just passed away while he was wrongfully incarcerated. Albert is a strong guy, but this.... this is a huge mental hit on our brother... every time I talk to him he always said “god has a plan” but

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jordan @JordanUhl

5 years ago

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proper bloke @michaelscarb

5 years ago

Had a dream I was standing behind a man at a bar and smelled a fart, then he turned around and said “you didn’t smell a thing” and walked away. Then I decided to tweet about it and woke up before I sent the tweet, so now I’m tweeting about it

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dewwicc @dewwicc

5 years ago

Y’all. I just saw a real ass man... wearing a mesh face mask. MESH. I’m gonna lay in front of a steamroller.

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nico (perpetually lifeless) 🦥 @unicornthorn

5 years ago

PSA: A lot of people who are high-risk have no choice but to live with people who completely disregard our safety & get ANGRY if asked to take precautions to avoid killing us It's NOT as simple as just staying home, if we're even able to (due to work, groceries, etc.)

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prance @bocxtop

5 years ago

why do people think u go to college and get radicalized by "commie professors" u go and get radicalized by eating ramen for 2 months straight while building up 6 figure debt and then seeing that jeff bezos officially became richer than god

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet

5 years ago

I don't know why I went back for more but what the goddamn fuck

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet

5 years ago

Guys I am so mad right now, do not look at that last screen unless you want to be too

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elle ⚢ @artangeIII

5 years ago

if usps goes down we’ll have no mail. zero. no letters ever again. no more birthday cards. every single small business will die. the economy would crash. hundreds of thousands would lose jobs, many whom are veterans that the right pretends to care about. the mere IDEA is insanity

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Travis Heying @travisheying

5 years ago

Comet #NEOWISE from a 19th century one-room schoolhouse at the Tallgrass National Prairie Preserve in central Kansas.

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Kaitlyn ○ @kaitlyn_is_rad

5 years ago

I was having fevers during the pandemic not long after going back to work where I worked with grown adults and when I would call in I was forced to go in, they deadass asked me to lie on my COVID screening to have a 16 year old work a morning shift that could be done by anyone

𓆩♡𓆪 Oya’s punching bag 𓆩♡𓆪 @jolasunlewis

5 years ago

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kass @kassienotkasey

5 years ago

If you still think it's safe to go out to eat pleasseeee read this thread. Stay home, learn how to cook, and avoid crowds. I got COVID after going downtown (ONCE, ONE TIME) and people who are still not taking it seriously piss me off. It's not a joke!