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Where I’m posed to take my man when he fuck me good?!
Where I’m posed to take my man when he fuck me good?!
The average adult doesn’t expect you to hang out every weekend but yall treating your friends like chore until that nigga have you down bad is wack. Ask yourself why you don’t view them as a necessary part of community regardless of your romantic relationship status
The average adult doesn’t expect you to hang out every weekend but yall treating your friends like chore until that nigga have you down bad is wack. Ask yourself why you don’t view them as a necessary part of community regardless of your romantic relationship status
Guys…don’t let your kid be the last one to be picked up. It’s extremely anxiety inducing for them & really fucks with their sense of safety
I know a Creole woman when I see one now.
I know a Creole woman when I see one now.
The WNBA could be supported more by networks and its owners but comparing it to a league (NBA) that’s in its 80th year is crazy. The WNBA isn’t even 30 years old yet. People forget the NBA was almost defunct before Magic & Bird saved it.
She doesn’t know the family finances. He doesn’t know the children’s teachers’ names. Both are terribly slacking and are in HUGE trouble if something happens to either of them. They’re laughing, but it’s not funny…it’s concerning and something they need to fix pronto.
She doesn’t know the family finances. He doesn’t know the children’s teachers’ names. Both are terribly slacking and are in HUGE trouble if something happens to either of them. They’re laughing, but it’s not funny…it’s concerning and something they need to fix pronto.
Whiteness is incredibly unserious.
RIP to a real Hero
RIP to a real Hero
Sh00t him
People super focused on masculinity and femininity scare me. Major crazy vibes.
This is why, whenever you hear anything that sounds even a little bit INCEL-like from your male peers and younger family members, you HAVE to question it, and destroy it.
This is why, whenever you hear anything that sounds even a little bit INCEL-like from your male peers and younger family members, you HAVE to question it, and destroy it.
Attractiveness is very subjective. When you say someone isnt “traditionally fine” my question is by whose tradition?
I can’t believe we’ve normalised asking random people on the street invasive personal questions and then posting it for views.
BOUNDARIES ARE FOR YOU. ONLY YOU.
So what I learned today is that all of Twitter makes over 75k a year
I wouldn’t have to, cause if she losing im jumping in 🤷🏽♀️
I wouldn’t have to, cause if she losing im jumping in 🤷🏽♀️
Disliking children as people is neither fine or normal. It’s completely normal to not want to have or raise children of your own. But having an aversion to them existing is weird.
Disliking children as people is neither fine or normal. It’s completely normal to not want to have or raise children of your own. But having an aversion to them existing is weird.
Pretty sure Black ppl eat spaghetti more than Italian families lmao
Investing in healthy and whole children is investing in a safe and prosperous society. I know that should be common sense, but I fear people aren’t thoughtful enough about what that means and looks like in practice.
i am the original bop.. @KyleNaughtonJr
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lil boo hag. @thizzg843
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Val Venis @shawdeeiipee
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hou. @_Qwezyy
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learning in public @THINK_PhD
1K Followers 379 Following I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted. - Dick Gregory
Mike from Michigan @MrPerfect496
3K Followers 551 Following Unc be streaming, use this to post when I’m live on twitch, game clips and updates to my gaming schedule. Be sure to follow my twitch channel too
Barbara Howard @allthatjazz13
3K Followers 1K Following Once again, I am being attacked for presenting new ideas. Gamecock.
Nya Simone @nyasimoneg
5K Followers 2K Following Carol’s baby. ex-Tweep, former @sixers, @gamecocksonline, @cfbplayoffs social
dum spiro, spero @bfranks24
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Jj STALLION @jj_stallionEnt
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Ken Roundtree @Chevyrider_26
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo,.. @EquitableForAll
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Miriam @Miriam_Krista
667 Followers 5K Following I am a psychic medium with 30 years’ experience of using my gifts of hearing, seeing and sensing energies within and around you, including passed loved ones.🔮
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Omar Carrasquillo @KatOliver136973
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79 Followers 430 Following read about Project 2025 instead. header @pdlcomics she/her
Brian Banda @BrianBanda59539
128 Followers 305 Following Definitely dream chaser and the thing that am chasing is the thing that I love the most more than anything is football.
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Dionee✨ @dioneew__
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Beyond Politics @politics_beyond
262 Followers 3K Following We are currently in the process of becoming a legal organization. We are here to inform and empower the people for the future of their lives.
DaMan Tisshrimp @DaManntisShrimp
673 Followers 2K Following The seaweed is always greener. In somebody else's lake. You dream about going up here. But that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you.
a dude is UNIQUE @adudeandhisart
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Stoks @StarStoks
129 Followers 511 Following Gamer 🎮 P+ Rivals of Aether. | Discord Community Builder for The Venue | PSN: Stoks11 | YT ⬇️
CJG @lilbuck512
2K Followers 3K Following 🏈🏉🏈🏉🎣🎣🎣 Sports & Outdoors #Dawgs #Braves #Falcons #TSUTigers #GoDawgs
Sultan of Sweats @UncleRoss_
761 Followers 868 Following Est 1988. SCSU Alum. Psych. ΩΨΦ. Xi Psi. Rookies blame it on the age difference.
Slut for Antifa @mktheestallion
617 Followers 5K Following angry intersectional feminist, BLM, ACAB, abolish the police, fuck TERFs, flaming bisexual
grace mummy ❤️❤.. @mummygold45
146 Followers 3K Following Dm me with your cash app or paypal or apple pay and get spoil with my money???❤️❤️❤️
deli cat @L0VEISL0ST0NY0U
564 Followers 1K Following take off take off take off take off all of your clothes they say only the good oe young but that just ain't right. cuz we're having too much fun too much fun tn
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398 Followers 2K Following Russian. Jewish. Actor. (he/him/his) https://t.co/5zRf5nVbDC
daddy leo @AgbaG1
82 Followers 255 Following Am here looking for a loyal and trustworthy sugar baby to spoil with good things
Nuno Rap @nuno_rap
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Ronte Dawson @RonteDawso42152
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Qween Sarah @Qweensarah4439
71 Followers 630 Following I'm a Queen Sarah born and rise in Canada, but relocate to the USA cos of my jobs. I'm a veterinary nurse © and work for Apple.
Dookie Blossom Gain I.. @TheLoveBeneath
37 Followers 65 Following Laugh. Love. LA Reid raised. Only Ls I’m tryna take! 💪🏾
Woman Honoring Our Re.. @hamdeep_
1K Followers 1K Following ⟦she/her⟧ mariah carey stan account. beer enthusiast. i swear alot. i am not destiny’s child. do not say my name. pgh/clem/gnv
Agatha 😍 @Agatha_Keely302
6 Followers 489 Following Оpen-minded ladу lоoking fоr fun without соmmitmеnts
HollywoodChris™ @Talk_2_Em_Chris
6K Followers 2K Following Selectively social. Unforgiving wild ass dog nigga. Survivor of the tall tee era. Bushmaster. Eagles fan. Not too cool to ignore dms. #girldad, iMessage champ
Ethel @Ethel1039716
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i am the original bop.. @KyleNaughtonJr
2K Followers 988 Following
lil boo hag. @thizzg843
13K Followers 8K Following my name is really Amethyst. chef/writer seen in/on @sweetjuly @nytimes @natgeo + more.
Val Venis @shawdeeiipee
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pookie. @ErinTheEsthie
3K Followers 1K Following usaf. | fl + tx esthie bestie. | i literally don’t care.
Saved By The 🔔 @SheenBWorkn
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hou. @_Qwezyy
2K Followers 1K Following I’m jhanté | I help people be healthy. | Track coach. | NASM-CPT, GPTS | “You either gone do or go”
Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma
60K Followers 2K Following Disability Advocate, Certified Positive Discipline Educator; AuDHD. Featured on @11Alive, @parentsmagazine [email protected]
learning in public @THINK_PhD
1K Followers 379 Following I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted. - Dick Gregory
Mike from Michigan @MrPerfect496
3K Followers 551 Following Unc be streaming, use this to post when I’m live on twitch, game clips and updates to my gaming schedule. Be sure to follow my twitch channel too
Barbara Howard @allthatjazz13
3K Followers 1K Following Once again, I am being attacked for presenting new ideas. Gamecock.
Nya Simone @nyasimoneg
5K Followers 2K Following Carol’s baby. ex-Tweep, former @sixers, @gamecocksonline, @cfbplayoffs social
Woman Honoring Our Re.. @hamdeep_
1K Followers 1K Following ⟦she/her⟧ mariah carey stan account. beer enthusiast. i swear alot. i am not destiny’s child. do not say my name. pgh/clem/gnv
Ken Roundtree @Chevyrider_26
158 Followers 508 Following
Sultan of Sweats @UncleRoss_
761 Followers 868 Following Est 1988. SCSU Alum. Psych. ΩΨΦ. Xi Psi. Rookies blame it on the age difference.
Thug Nasty #THEVIRGOA.. @MrsThugNastyyy
777 Followers 823 Following BBQ, Blues & Big Booty Bitches!!
HollywoodChris™ @Talk_2_Em_Chris
6K Followers 2K Following Selectively social. Unforgiving wild ass dog nigga. Survivor of the tall tee era. Bushmaster. Eagles fan. Not too cool to ignore dms. #girldad, iMessage champ
Summer Finn 👸🏾 @enomismiles
356 Followers 413 Following be proud of today, plant seeds for tomorrow. #StayFestive
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95 Followers 493 Following Back Like I never left , #TeamMOE Last account deleted at 100K 10/17 #LibraGang ♎️ 6’ 2” and Toxic
Experian @Experian_US
39K Followers 727 Following Credit & identity tips with a twist of financial literacy. 💸 Legal made us post this 👉 Experian is a Program Manager, not a bank.
Old Man Chauce⚡️�.. @ChauceNoSauce
2K Followers 2K Following Content Creator | Twitch Black Guild | Team @AllForGrowth | @EpicGames & @Elgato Partner | Bi | Blerd | IT Support | He/Him | 29 | ♉️ | [email protected]
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Koko Chanelle @Loubs_and_boobs
2K Followers 633 Following ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖|𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕝|𝕐𝕒 𝔹𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕖|𝕀𝔾: 𝕃𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕤.𝕒𝕟𝕕.𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕤| 𝕋𝕚𝕜𝕋𝕠𝕜: 𝔹𝕠𝕦𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕒𝕖𝕜𝕠𝕜𝕠 🌈
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6K Followers 6K Following Big_O #TMC🏁 My VICTORY LAP started when I was born‼️🏁 AYAT🐢 #IAmCulture #ProtectBlackWomen #T1D
Coach Smith 👑🏁�.. @KINGSmitty
1K Followers 587 Following Basketball coach. Humble. The Work is going to show.
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530 Followers 628 Following whippin my head back in forward in ur moms pants #TeamChokeAHoeRealStrong #GladiatorShit #ShawnnyBaby ig: shawnny_baby
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155 Followers 300 Following Clemson University CO 21. Armchair Philosopher. Activist|Organizer|Friend. “Alea iacta est”
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19K Followers 9K Following Your problematic Bae, 3/10 of my tweets are personal the other 7/10 are bullshit it’s up to you to decide what’s what 🙃
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5K Followers 4K Following I can do all thing through Christ. 🙏🏾EIC. Music Marketing. ALL PLATFORMS. @iamhiphopmag https://t.co/y6T3EPeNuX
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Girth Cousins @IceQuebe_
4K Followers 2K Following These are just my thoughts. Right or wrong. Just what I was feeling at the time.
“IS IT THE BRAIDS?!.. @suckafreetee3x
897 Followers 911 Following They say a cat have 9 lives. I got 6 left in me. A hyper creative that goes where the good Lord takes me. I eat my sandwiches & minds my business....
D @GunslingerViews
2K Followers 1K Following Black QB supporter/apologist. WWE fan | Gamecocks. | Steelers | IG: OT50YL
Nana is tryna understand why millennials/ GenZ don’t douche anymore. This is one of the craziest dialogues I’ve ever seen. “Yall don’t douche” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really do love children. 😭😭😭
I said men because people partnered with women don’t tend to complain or make excuses about maintaining friendships. And you don’t know what the terminology you’re trying to use means because you’re not reading if that’s what you’re attempting to do
You’re talking about niggas but I said PARTNER. Y’all center your lives and twitter around men WAY too much.
Guys, I took 56 ppl on a 12 day trip to SA in February 80 ppl on a 3 day trip to NYC 64 ppl on an 11 day trip to Europe Nobody hurt. Everyone happy. Safe. A BITCH DID THAT I need a LEMON DROP!
When a man makes me feel safe in his presence I naturally become the most feminine version of myself. I want to nurture, I want to cook, I want to be the personification of cater 2 u by destiny’s child. A true lover girl.
Today while meditating unfortunately an embarrassing moment from my childhood replayed over and over in my head 😭😭😭
@TheeAJWilliams1 I performed, in front of those Christian folks, the lyrics - “up jumps my butt nigga what.” And as I sit here in my 30s, the embarrassment JUST HIT ME.
Somewhere between the tender ages of 8 and 11, why did I perform Mya - It’s All About Me, in ALL ITS GLORY, for a talent show at a Baptist church summer camp. WHY DID NO ONE STOP ME?! 😭😭😭
I feel like you were there @lilmiss_jordan. You went to Brookland Baptist summer camps right? Why did all the embarrassing memories flood me this morning?! 😭😭
Y’all gonna go at Fred for saying the same thing I did, or are you gonna lean into some action for young boys and men instead of just playing dress up like fairy princesses because you didn’t get to engage in imaginative play as kids?
The funniest thing about suits being related to black excellence is that its outdated as hell. The well off black dudes all hanging out in Nike Tech Fleece living a life of excellence much more comfortably than a tailored suit can ever provide. Keep up
"Yeah, he Black! That's my grandad. He just Creole." The Grandad:
We got Duffle Bag Boy all bc Wayne needed some gas and 2 Chainz delivered…THATS FUCKING HISTORY RIGHT THERE!!!
Lil Wayne talks about the first time he met 2 Chainz. 🤣🤣
having a crush but also being over niggas concurrently <<<<
@Kissmeimtrishy Vaseline yo bootyhole cuz it’s gon be raw fr
She came up on my timeline yesterday. I hope her entire family go to hell.
The way families will protect abusers is heartbreaking
You gone fumble or figure it out? 🥱👀
I think she should go back and fuck that nigga actually
Cardi & Bruno’s chemistry on Please Me was insane. We’re long overdue for another collaboration.
Coming back to this because it’s muted and I didn’t know y’all was losing y’all shit. I’m saying this sincerely, you need better role models and male figures in your lives and it’s disheartening you don’t realize why.
$20 and a Home Depot run would’ve made you a hero, but you could do this too.
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