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8 years ago

Un arbusto comiendo cacahuetes casi caducados por la banda derecha, es el triple de lento

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8 years ago

Mientras todo el mundo mira futbol, un cangrejo ha aprendido a dibujar a Doraemon diseñando un cohete para ir a comprar arroz.

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8 years ago

Alguien lo sabe?

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8 years ago

Porque cuando tomo el sol se me acercan castillos de arena y me cantan musica clásica mientras Sherlock Holmes se come una empanada?

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8 years ago

Rt si a ti también las moscas se te comen los macarrones hechos con concentrado de mesa y odias las panteras que nadan en chocolate caliente

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8 years ago

Camino de zanahorias con sabor a pozo volando por encima de unos pantalones en construcción un dia nublado.

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8 years ago

Estrella de mar soñando con tres planetas de vidrio volando sobre bolígrafos azules que están a la venta

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8 years ago

Torre recibiendo multas por mensajes inadecuados e incoherentes durante la ceremonia del gusano que salio del dado de la partida del lol.

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