Things Josh Says @link_things
Admiration and appreciation for the finer things that Josh Link says. Joined May 2015-
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"Hey dad. You should open a Ramen restaurant, but only cook all the different packages of Ramen Noodles." #thingsjoshsays
"Lauren, maybe if you did more squats boys would like you." #thingsjoshsays
"Feminism - also known as cancer." #thingsjoshsays
"I had a dream about Star Wars 8, and that the way to defeat the dark-side was through song." #thingsjoshsays
"If I knew there were robot arms (like on Star Wars) I wouldn't hesitate to cut off my arm." #thingsJoshsays
"Lauren, I wish I had little hands on my head." "Why?" "For grabbing stuff." #thingsjoshsays
"Lauren, your face kind of looks like a bologna sandwich." #thingsJoshsays
"Hey, Lauren. You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!" #thingsJoshsays
*slaps dog toy across the room* "This isn't even my final form." #thingsJoshsays
"We don't have to pray for pork because Jesus died for our sins." #thingsJoshsays
"It's ladle time." *beats nearest family member with a ladle.* #thingsJoshsays
*runs into the house after shooting firecrackers off in the front yard* "Hey, mom. Do you know where my slingshot is?" #thingsJoshsays
"I had a dream the other nightthat I could fly. Well not really 'fly'. I was in a flying squirrel suit running from a Nazi." #thingsjoshsays
*in a long car ride* "So mom if I need to throw up, what would be the procedure?" #thingsjoshsays
"Most people roast marshmallows. I roast the sticks." #thingsjoshsays
"I'm calling my girlfriend, 'Tina, the fat lard'." #thingsjoshsays
"I wish you could legally kill people sometimes." #thingsjoshsays
"You can tell how much someone loves something by how long it takes them to say love." #thingsjoshsays
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