m @lizardmaya

🔆💝 Joined June 2019

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♰ @reeceollld

4 days ago

being strict is so fun…i said dont do that

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Pree @diabolicalpree

2 weeks ago

I’m outside with my man eating wings, watching the game & on my second margarita

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m @lizardmaya

3 weeks ago

My uber driver has a service dog and the back of his head is so funny. He really on duty

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m @lizardmaya

3 weeks ago

Employers know there is a job shortage and they dgaf if they treat you like shit

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Black Girl @t_sadiity

3 weeks ago

It’s getting cold ladies hide yall apartments!!

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m @lizardmaya

3 weeks ago

Ive said this before, but, there is a group of conservatives who think president trump is suppossed to pass to bring in a civil war. And that war will bring on the rapture.

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

4 weeks ago

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m @lizardmaya

a month ago

How and why is kissing so universal

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ً @hieireen

a month ago

third wheeling with two girls who are bestfriends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

a month ago

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

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m @lizardmaya

a month ago

YALL DONT MIX POWDER FIBER WITH OKRA WATER WHILE YOURE ON METFORMAN

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My mom stresses me out so bad. even the sound of her voice makes my cortisol spike. Knowing I’m hearing her footsteps or even knowing I’ll have to be alone with her. I hate telling her any new information everything is the end of the world with her.

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finn 🍉 #CROWMATTTAKEOVER @ironasss

2 months ago

"i knew sabrina before she blew up" "i knew chappell before she blew up" guess who i knew before they blew up

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★ @thematrixwizard

2 months ago

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m @lizardmaya

2 months ago

They’re obsessed with eugenics bc they have always been the weaker, less durable. Look what happened to the world when they got gunpowder even tho people had it WAY before them.