localhostcomedy @localhostcomedy
I'll try my best to entertain you. 😋 Joined June 2017-
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH! #funnybaby No text found
Funny babies compilation #trynottolaugh No text found
We call our grandad Spiderman. Not because he has superhuman powers, but because he can't get out of the bath. No text found
Boys and their toys youtube.com/shorts/SdaDC7b…
How does the jewish man make tea? Hebrews it.
The English language make zero sense Why is it spelled: camouflageAnd not:
Why am I so dumb? We have so many little nicknacks and tiny pieces of art, but nowhere to display them. And curio cases cost so much money! I’m going to have to come up with a cheap plan on my own. Even though I have no clue what to build…. … So tomorrow I’m going to the lib…
What does Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory? Two Test Tickles
I just realized that next year will be 2020 too No text found
What’s the cleanest type of poo? Shampoo
What do you call a mistruth about a chime? Lie bell.
What did the dog say when it ran into the tree? Bark!
Hey do you want to hear a joke about construction? nevermind i'm still working on it
Did you see the guy with dandruff at the party? No? damn, he must've flaked.
Woke up to find pee all over my dog's bed. What was I thinking when I peed all over my dog's bed last night?
What to say to the cop! 0ffishur... I'm not innoxicated. I'm totally snober. I only had tee martoonies.
CHICKEN Chick: mum why do we not Have names like the goats?Mummy chicken: My child we will get names,after death names like chicken curry,chicken noodle soup ,chicken wings and way moreChick:(scared for the rest of its life)
Dad jokes meet Dog jokes [G] Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?It has the thickest bark
I wish that reposts would stop getting 20 times as many upvotes as the original post. bit.ly/2CyY0ZZ
I got one... A dwarf clown stepping out of the shower
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