Mtz. @loooligans
Navigating the world with 2 gremlins that refuse to let me poop alone. Chicago, IL Joined August 2010-
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LEAVE THAT DUSTY ASS HANGNAIL OF A BABY DADDY. The rumors are true. There is an IMMEDIATE line of (better) quality men that will either be fine just fucking you… or fucking and marrying you after more kids.
we’re supposed to sympathize with this THUG™️????
we’re supposed to sympathize with this THUG™️????
My 2 year old has mastered saying “ah, shit” at completely appropriate times….. I can’t possibly…. He…. I mean… he’s not wrong when he says it. 🥲
Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime
FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES
Today I was the parent that only had to say “okay, lets go home” ONCE today. And they both immediately started walking to the car. There was no tantrum. No one had to be shoulder carried. I didn’t even have to hold any hands. 💁🏻♀️ Today I was the IT girl, parent version. 💅💅
Those videos yall see of PreK/K teachers talkin bout the tea their students spill…. Its 100% true. My kid went to school and straight up zero hesitation said “my daddy has a girlfriend, but he shouldnt cuz he got a wife, so my mommy’s mad” 😭😭😭😭😭
Cops are willing to shoot someone over $2.90, but in Uvalde they stood around and let a mass shooter do his thing
Cops are willing to shoot someone over $2.90, but in Uvalde they stood around and let a mass shooter do his thing https://t.co/0NmW8du09C
All of nyc should stop paying subway fare after yesterday fuck these people
Slashing regulations doesn’t make the price of homes cheaper. It’ll mean builders can cut corners and pump more profit.
Slashing regulations doesn’t make the price of homes cheaper. It’ll mean builders can cut corners and pump more profit.
My son is in his climbing-shit-I-have-no-business-climbing-on phase. And honestly…. As long as can get himself back down I’m just ignoring it and using the free time to get some damn work done. 😭😭😭😭😭
has anyone else ever gotten to the point where you realize you’ve been so passively suicidal your entire life that you never planned your future and now it’s time to act on your future and you have no fucking idea what to do
every time I see a cybertruck in the wild
That’s the catering team
That’s the catering team
I met some of my life-long friends right on my block. And now my daughter has a friendship with the cool ass neighbors and it’s like dejavú 😭😭😭💙💙💙💙 And we have connecting backyards 😭😭😂😂💙💙 And both us moms believe in feeding the kids fruits/veggies WHICHEVER WAY.
Cristian ⚡️✝️ @rambo637
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28 Followers 907 Following I am just a mirror for you. You are good, I am best💯 You are bad, I am the worst.✌
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LarissaBabies💓 @Larissa10403523
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ChaoticEcho @ChaoticEchoes
406 Followers 647 Following poetry~music made of visual thoughts dancing to the sound of an idea
Mostafa @gM9Ad7QaJuFBaoQ
2 Followers 82 Following اللهم أنزل عليَّ برد السكينة، واجمع شتات قلبي واملأني بحسن الظن بك في قدرك وأفعالك حتى أطمئن أنه لن يصيبني إلا ما كتبته لي يا ربي
Aztec Dave's 🍹🌮... @Aztec_Daves
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Cristian ⚡️✝️ @rambo637
596 Followers 2K Following 🇲🇽🇲🇽 31. NIU Alumni ‘18 🎓 Evans Scholar. ΤΦΣ. #1 Caddie. Music Freak. EC 👶🏻💕 & CE 👶🏻🩵
G a b e e . @mvsterpiecee
329 Followers 365 Following 🏳️🌈 | It’s pronounced Ga-bee not Gabe, yuhhmean? |
Tom Nichin Sr. @Pa0322
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Andrew Muñoz @Andres7Chicago
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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AJ+ @ajplus
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Brandon Johnson @Brandon4Chicago
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Hiii-Me @JdsBlu3
30 Followers 211 Following personal IG-blu3jds. art IG- blu3smind “life would be a tragedy if it were a comedy” 🎭
ChaoticEcho @ChaoticEchoes
406 Followers 647 Following poetry~music made of visual thoughts dancing to the sound of an idea
Moi @RealMoiOfficial
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FienøFalls🍂 @Coachfieno2
4K Followers 1K Following ||Do You Be You🫵🏼☝🏼🤓|| Fuck Trump|| Fuck ICE||Fuck Israel||From The River To The Sea Palestine Will Be Free 🇵🇸||#COYG #BearDown #IGuessLetsGoWhiteSoxWooo
Bert @bertsesame
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Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
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John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
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Chicago Fire Media @CFDMedia
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
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seth @dudewithsign
275K Followers 70 Following If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
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708 Followers 280 Following Superintendent, Model Professional Learning Community Morton HS District 201. Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most.
𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆�... @Chicago_Scanner
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