Laura @loradail
Joined December 2011-
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@tindertaleslive hiking date: takes a shit at the top, silently whips out dick to pee on the way down... twice
@CharisTheFerris come home Charis. You've been off galavanting in the prairies for long enough now.
Caffeine intolerance should be recognized as a learning disability.
I reserve the right to look like a bitch at work. Take a stand against courtesy smiles today!
I just walked out of the apple store while texting on my flip phone. And that, my friends, is the most badass thing I will do this month.
Wearing green the day after St. Paddy's: a subtle act of rebellion? or questionable laundry practices? Always a toss up.
I think I'm jet lagged. I didn't even go anywhere for reading week. Really I'm just lagged as fuck.
@priscillalolol @clairejaxn hahaha well we do share a certain quality. cheapness some might call it? I'd go with practicality personally.
Rule number 2 of touching the thermostat: Residual oven warmth is your best friend
Rule number 1 of touching the thermostat: Have you put on all the sweaters you own yet?
@sccrtm haha you're an inspiration! I'll probably try it again next fall.
@sccrtm I liked it but we weren't very good so games always took up too much time considering I only actually got to play for like 10 mins
@re_sieber "Please put them in nature" - i.imgur.com/3xngl5v.jpg #ENVR203
Okay woah. This is a REAL citation provided by the REAL WHO (Pepito y la leishmaniasis, Comic book 1999, pdf, 3.96Mb) who.int/leishmaniasis/…
"The line-up for <insert music festival that demonstrates my preference for hip music> is so good this year!" - probably you, probably me
Some french girls asked to buy some of the drugs I was on at igloofest. Had to explain to them that I was "high on life" #bitcheswannabeme
Research shows that, much like sleeves on jackets, leather straps on backpacks exhibit as much 'cool' as their fully leather counterparts.
Milad Naghizadeh @MiladNaghizadeh
140 Followers 4K Following Lifelong student living in an obscure arm of a spiral galaxy
David Benoit @dm_benoit
8 Followers 17 Following![[this space for rent]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3596262638/3da7242515356a29a2425e5c39b8fdc8.jpeg)
hipflix @hipflix
6 Followers 20 Following simple movie reviews: now playing, netflix, classics, alt, mainst, and more.
AnonymousUBCStudent @AnonUBC
175 Followers 785 Following Studying the effect of twitter on UBC student engagement & grades. Despite widespread use, very little empirical evidence is available. Would apprec your help.
Dan Haberman @DanHaberman
166 Followers 373 Following Senior Product Manager @1Password. Product, cities and sustainability
Carlos G.O. @gocarli
32 Followers 80 Following
McGill Relay @McGillRelay
44 Followers 114 Following NOVEMBER 15 2014: @McGillU's Relay for Life is a 12-hour overnight event aimed to raise money for the Canadian @cancersociety
Giuliana Bianco @giubblybubbly
38 Followers 86 Following
WildcardHQ @wildcardHQ
218 Followers 724 Following Votre laissez-passer pour une meilleure vie nocturne! - Your free pass to a better nightlife! #Getwild
ilan vonderwalde @fromthewildside
564 Followers 3K Following BScH @queensu | MASc Biomed Eng @UofT | MD @UBC | PGY2 | Interested in reproductive and sexual health | I run sometimes 🏃♂️ #hockeytwitter 🇲🇽
Restaurant Boustan @BoustanMontreal
363 Followers 625 Following Montreal's favourite Lebanese food. Cuisine libanaise préférée de Mtl. Delivery until 4AM (514) 844-2999
Mc-Cray-Cray @ShitMcRaySays
6 Followers 7 Following Sometimes I say stupid shit... but my friends love me anyways
PipeTweetHer @PipeTweet_Her
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JK @jd_krett
344 Followers 647 Following
Orphan Twins @OrphanTwins
91 Followers 346 Following Watch the Lucky Me music video here: http://t.co/Rp5gvtwD
Love Shack @Luv_Shaq
104 Followers 150 Following Vancouver's snow capped peaks aint got shit on the hills and valleys these 7 roomies b workin.UBC is our playground, and we're the muthafukkin swingset, bitch.
Alicia Zuñiga @AliciaZuiga1
363 Followers 1K Following
Laura McCaffrey @LauMcCaff
81 Followers 114 Following you jump from the plane and hope your parachute opens
Diya Kattukaran @DiyaMaria
125 Followers 334 Following Dare to believe the whispers in your ears, that you might be special, that you might be meaningful, that one day you might change the world. -Atticus
Zac Benloulou @zacbenloulou
137 Followers 346 Following Designer from Canada. I like fashion, 3D, and wine.
Moira Wyton @moirawyton
6K Followers 4K Following Audience editor + real estate newsletter @GlobeandMail, interested in health + politics in B.C. + beyond. Past reporter @CBCNews @TheTyee @EdmontonJournal
Canadian Knowledge Mo... @KMbForum
3K Followers 2K Following A biennial event supporting the community of practice of Knowledge Mobilization practitioners. #CKF22 is happening online June 13-17th! More details to follow.
Spectacular NWT @spectacularNWT
11K Followers 732 Following Official tourism organization for the Northwest Territories. Share your #SpectacularNWT photos with us! https://t.co/CgrnEVTCLG
HUVN @hospital_hvn
6K Followers 656 Following Twitter oficial del Hospital Universitario Virgen de las Nieves #Granada
Wix @Wix
393K Followers 4K Following Wix is a website builder and domain registrar. Compare pricing plans, explore templates, and create a blog or online store with AI. Need help? @WixHelp
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
10.2M Followers 819 Following Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 10 AM (PT) | 6 PM (BST) | 1 PM (ET)
Dan Haberman @DanHaberman
166 Followers 373 Following Senior Product Manager @1Password. Product, cities and sustainability
Carlos G.O. @gocarli
32 Followers 80 Following
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
577K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
Giuliana Bianco @giubblybubbly
38 Followers 86 Following
Free Food at McGill a... @FoodAtMcGill
549 Followers 19 Following We love thrift! We share free (and cheap) food at McGill (Downtown + Macdonald) and nearby. Tweet/tag/@ us about any free food you see; we'll retweet!
Stats Canada @stats_canada
407K Followers 84 Following On sale now: The second @stats_canada book, 150 Years of Stats Canada!: A Guide to Canada's Greatest Country (100.6% not affiliated with Statistics Canada).
Tony Danza Kuduro �... @pedro_papasito
82 Followers 190 Following
leh0n @leh0n
11K Followers 485 Following
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
82K Followers 3K Following I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Mc-Cray-Cray @ShitMcRaySays
6 Followers 7 Following Sometimes I say stupid shit... but my friends love me anyways
Every Tweet Ever @EveryTweet_Ever
36K Followers 363 Following Pretty much every tweet you already have seen and will ever see. All of us could stand to be a little more creative. Created and written by @ChrisSerico.
NPH Food Porn @NPHFoodPorn
49K Followers 0 Following I'm Neil. I love to eat delicious food, take pictures and tweet my meals. Almost all are chef's choice, and I'm rarely eating them alone. Bon Appetit...
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
411K Followers 496 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
PipeTweetHer @PipeTweet_Her
20 Followers 14 Following It's like this @PipeTweetr but without all the testosterone.
sass @sar_fer
131 Followers 113 Following
McGill University @mcgillu
148K Followers 5K Following #McGill: 205 years of great education, excellent research, in service to society.
JK @jd_krett
344 Followers 647 Following
Arrested Development @bluthquotes
222K Followers 20 Following Unofficial quotes, news, and links from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development.
OSHEAGA @osheaga
56K Followers 32 Following 31 juillet - 2 août 2026 🩵 July 31 - August 2, 2026 Festival Musique et Arts 🌈 Music & Arts Festival
Zach Braff @zachbraff
1.6M Followers 70 Following
Love Shack @Luv_Shaq
104 Followers 150 Following Vancouver's snow capped peaks aint got shit on the hills and valleys these 7 roomies b workin.UBC is our playground, and we're the muthafukkin swingset, bitch.Trends for United States
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