lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

part time city ambassador, part time smart ass, full time gentleman, lifetime rebel... always respectable. instagram.com/lowendtheory01/ San Francisco Joined June 2020

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

4 days ago

Got some REALLY good news this morning and am feeling like a little afternoon delight situation to celebrate. If only I knew someone who could take me up on that offer.

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This is said often but bears repeating: book the girl. I got notified by two different providers this week that I know that they are retiring soon. I'm happy for them but it's bittersweet. You have to seize the moment when it's in front of you. Tomorrow may never come.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

7 days ago

If the rapture does come tomorrow, I'll be happy to throw a party afterwards for all my friends, who I already know will still be here.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

2 weeks ago

This actually explains a lot. That whole science thing is pretty undeniable.

ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @_theladymo

2 weeks ago

This actually explains a lot. That whole science thing is pretty undeniable.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

2 weeks ago

Reconnecting with a friend that I haven't seen in over three years. In catching up, I asked what they remembered about me: "You have great energy. You're hot and you're vivacious!". Well thank you, I feel seen. This will be a fun reunion.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

3 weeks ago

A room with a view. Care to share it with me?

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

3 weeks ago

On my way to Vegas for a super important week of work meetings. Wish me lots of luck. I don't gamble but I'll take some extra luck anyway. 🃏♠️♣️♥️♦️

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

4 weeks ago

I'm going to be in Vegas next week and I have yet to find a date. I've been so busy I haven't had time to look. Any suggestions or recommendations? The market seems... Different there these days.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

This is awesome. What a throw back to the younger days.

CONSEQUENCE @consequence

a month ago

This is awesome. What a throw back to the younger days.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

Ladies, I am having an interaction today I'm sure you'll relate to. I have a client telling me "I've never done this before" and within 24 hours of making that statement is now telling me how to run my business. 🙄 Does this sound familiar?

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

There is a service dog in my row on this flight and he is so cute!

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

Tampa this week, Vegas in two weeks. No rest for the wicked.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

It was so nice, I did it twice.

nine inch nails @nineinchnails

a month ago

It was so nice, I did it twice.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

I have tickets to see this 9/13 in Oakland. IYKYK. If you are interested in joining me, send me a DM. It'll be a really fun date!

The Greek Theatre @Greek_Theatre

2 months ago

I have tickets to see this 9/13 in Oakland. IYKYK. If you are interested in joining me, send me a DM. It'll be a really fun date!

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

a month ago

When I tell you I'm living a charmed life, believe me. The past two days have been incredible. I love being able to embrace the abundance when fortune smiles upon me. Embrace your shining light, friends.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

2 months ago

If you put a "read receipt" on every single email we exchange, it makes me 1000% less likely to want to engage and help you. This is a sign of way over developed self importance. I do 100's of emails a day. I assure you that your "thank you" email isn't that urgent.

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lowendtheory @lowendtheory1

2 months ago

Well it finally happened. My Uber was a Tesla truck. Ughh. I was cringing the whole time. It felt even cheaper riding it than it looks. I was really tempted to cancel on this driver but didn't want to be the jerk that does this. Why you'd drive this car for Uber is beyond me.