Lucaschompchomp @lucaschompchomp
Deflategate is fake news. Gainesville, FL Joined December 2011-
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do not rush me. on our walks. these sniffs are like my social media. and i’m scrollin
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i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics 2. the 100m hardwood floor slide 9. least time between naps 3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with 6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs
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Police tear gassed peaceful Democratic protestors so that Trump could hold a Bible for the cameras. But pro-Trump protestors have successfully breached the US Capitol building without so much as a single pepper ball. Funny how that works out.
Baffling that legal voters are getting purged regularly in Georgia. However, I who have moved twice (to a different state) and changed my phone number 3 times, yet, somehow remain registered to vote in Georgia???
Me:*accidentally breaks cold brew maker* My husband: that’s the second worst thing that has happened to me this year
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