lucy @lucybno

stand up // pelotuda // she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Joined December 2010

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

There’s this one bathroom at work that no one uses because every time it rains these big fat cockroaches come up through the drain. My coworkers and I never talk about Cockroach Bathroom but we have all silently agreed that it does not belong to us anymore.

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

This the type of man I should be setting my friends up with

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2 years ago

This the type of man I should be setting my friends up with

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

Never met a girl whose trash was not full to the brim

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

Friday morning after NYD’s karaoke night

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

Every time I don’t wear make up to work my boss asks me if I have been crying and I am really stupid for saying no each time bc I should be using it as a way to go home early

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lucy @lucybno

2 years ago

I’m obsessed with the rva queer exchange fb group. Someone just made a call out post saying you’re not supporting BIPOC members if you criticize someone selling a broken TV for $80. Another lady let a homeless woman into her house and accused her of gaslighting. 10/10 content

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Alan Vann @Alan_Vann_

3 years ago

The brilliant @lucybno is doing 30 min tomorrow at Ipanema.

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lucy @lucybno

3 years ago

Well twitter, it’s been a fun ride but I think it is my time to get off

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lucy @lucybno

3 years ago

Why does an adult man have a gif of a cartoon plane in his work email signature

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Amanda Knox @amandaknox

3 years ago

Girl, what are you talking about? Studying abroad is awesome! insider.com/nyu-student-ha…

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lucy @lucybno

3 years ago

This looks like Jim and Pam from hell

Eric Bland @TheEricBland

3 years ago

This looks like Jim and Pam from hell

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lucy @lucybno

3 years ago

Jody keeps confusing ‘the last of us’ with ‘this is us’ and is using them both interchangeably or calling it ‘this is the last of us’

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lucy @lucybno

3 years ago

Was talking to a builder who was very pissed off at me for something that was completely his fault and I guess he had me on speaker phone in front of some of his employees because when I said “I bet you are a joy to work for” I heard laughter in the background and he hung up