The Fucking Secretary @luvdetecting
I don't sleep. I'm too busy handling clients... The MFDA Joined May 2025-
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ive never had a 'prime' ive always been chopped and i will continue to be chopped
Not sure I can exactly control the way I fall but I will sure try
Not sure I can exactly control the way I fall but I will sure try
I'm gonna faint
Ah... °\\\°
Why are we yelling...
Bloomie....
I am the boyfriend. Somehow.
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Crazy news: Turns out that being in a coma for almost three months does affect your perception of reality! Hello everyone! What did I miss?
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I dont even fuck around and I still be finding out
.............fine. I'll drop it.
...fine. Three days.
One hour
Six hours
Half a day
One.
One and a half
Make that two days
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Why is my idiot clone getting more attention than I am
Why is my idiot clone getting more attention than I am
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The Fucking Janitor @TheNeatFreaky
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George Cooper Jr. @georgio_cooper
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