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These opinions are mine. The facts belong to everyone. @[email protected] github.com/Mac-Nerd/ Raleigh, NC Joined August 2021-
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Whatever you celebrate in this season, and however you celebrate it, this is just to say: Your breakfast wasn't nearly as good as mine. Probably.
It's going to be okay, y'all! He just wants to run the servers and software, not the business. You know, focus on what he knows.
Well, that's one way to get rid of that annoying "Have you tried Spaces?" prompt.
Boba Fett's Vette >> Elon Musk's Jet
Sigh. I may have to abandon my dream of a career in 6502 assembly programming. On a related note, how much demand is there for COBOL these days?
"Just one more thing" Who said it best?
To my American friends, happy Thanksgiving. To everyone else, give thanks for a relatively quiet Thursday. You're welcome.
You know what I miss? The Fail Whale. 🕊️ 🕊️ 🐋
Twitter devs being shown the door for public disagreement with the new ownership? They're getting "Elongated". #Elongate
Fun Fact: Apple's MagSafe is named in honor of its inventor, Margaret Safely.
My memory isn't so terrible yet, that I remember articles from 2007 or so, all about how to use this new site that wouldn't let you put in more than 140 characters in a post. How the @ worked, and #hastags. Mastodon ain't so complicated. Just different.
Now is the time for everyone to get together, regardless of your political affiliation, roll up your sleeves and take down all the election yard signs.
You know that one person you always disagree with, whose opinion is always 100% the opposite of yours? They voted. Did you? (And if you have already, have a cute dog picture)
When I used to talk to customers about backups and recovery, I used this exact scenario as a "worst case". People laughed.
When I used to talk to customers about backups and recovery, I used this exact scenario as a "worst case". People laughed.

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