Official Parody (Unverifîed) @mac_mgmt_nerd

These opinions are mine. The facts belong to everyone. @[email protected] github.com/Mac-Nerd/ Raleigh, NC Joined August 2021

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Official Parody (Unverifîed) @mac_mgmt_nerd

3 years ago

Whatever you celebrate in this season, and however you celebrate it, this is just to say: Your breakfast wasn't nearly as good as mine. Probably.

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3 years ago

It's going to be okay, y'all! He just wants to run the servers and software, not the business. You know, focus on what he knows.

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3 years ago

Well, that's one way to get rid of that annoying "Have you tried Spaces?" prompt.

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3 years ago

Boba Fett's Vette >> Elon Musk's Jet

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3 years ago

Sigh. I may have to abandon my dream of a career in 6502 assembly programming. On a related note, how much demand is there for COBOL these days?

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3 years ago

"Just one more thing" Who said it best?

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3 years ago

"How did you end up stranded in the wilderness?"

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3 years ago

Never tell me the odds.

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3 years ago

To my American friends, happy Thanksgiving. To everyone else, give thanks for a relatively quiet Thursday. You're welcome.

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3 years ago

Good question.

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3 years ago

You know what I miss? The Fail Whale. 🕊️ 🕊️ 🐋

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3 years ago

Twitter devs being shown the door for public disagreement with the new ownership? They're getting "Elongated". #Elongate

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3 years ago

Fun Fact: Apple's MagSafe is named in honor of its inventor, Margaret Safely.

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3 years ago

@mac_mgmt_nerd @joinmastodon patreon.com/mastodon

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3 years ago

My memory isn't so terrible yet, that I remember articles from 2007 or so, all about how to use this new site that wouldn't let you put in more than 140 characters in a post. How the @ worked, and #hastags. Mastodon ain't so complicated. Just different.

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3 years ago

New phone, new "unbreakable" screen protector. The screen protector box:

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3 years ago

Now is the time for everyone to get together, regardless of your political affiliation, roll up your sleeves and take down all the election yard signs.

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3 years ago

You know that one person you always disagree with, whose opinion is always 100% the opposite of yours? They voted. Did you? (And if you have already, have a cute dog picture)